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Oh my god... Storytime.
A customer comes in with I assume is his father or grandfather.
Customer: I need a computer, but without all the internals
Me: So a case?
Customer: Yes, I need a Dell computer outsides, but without the internal components.
Me: Well, we don't have Dell cases, but we sell custom build cases and they come with a power supply.
Customer: *says nothing, but looks interested*
Me: *walks over to the cases to show him* So this is what the cases look like and we have two types, one for a ATX and one for a micro-ATX.
Customer: *still says nothing, but looks at them*
Me: What motherboard do you have at the moment?
Customer: Well, I don't have anything right now, but I'm replacing another computer that didn't work very well. I'm going to be getting some Dell parts to put in here.
Me: O-okay. So this other computer, I'd like to see it in shop to see what's going on with it.
Customer: Oh, you do NOT want to do that. I hooked it up to another computer and it blew it up.
Me: Huh, that's weird. I'd still like to look at it if possible.
Customer: Oh no, it's all wired wrong and... *some bullshit, but stay with me*
Customer: I am the best at technology. My hand has computer parts in it--government funded. *some more bullshit*
Me: Okay... *I try to bring it back around* Well, I'd still like to see the other computer for myself. So you don't have parts for this new build yet, right? You don't know what type of motherboard you have?
Customer: No.
Me: Well, I would get the internals first, so you know what size of case to get, and then get the case.
Customer: Okay. Thank you for your time.
He shook my hand with his "cyborg" hand and I was tempted to say something about "try not to crush my hand," but elected not to. Also during this entire exchange, the old man continuously farted in the background.22 -
Boss 1: You have such a dedicated team of workers, how do you make them all come in time?
Boss 2: Its simple, 30 employees, 20 parking spaces.14 -
Boss called ! Said no need to come in today because it's friday and I worked hard this week... feeling like a boss. 💪4
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Boss: Come to my office right now! Its urgent
Me: *goes to his office*
Boss: Please install chrome for me
Me: *hands in resignation letter*5 -
If you come to me, and ask for my opinion about something, then you throw “You’re wrong” at my face. Then why the fuck did you ask me in the first place? Fucking cunt21
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Yeah, you thought it right! This one aims for the stress ball...Come on devRants, I have faith in you!
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What my Clients don't know:
I turn my 2nd 27inch screen in portrait orientation before they come in. And turn it back when they leave.
Somehow it impresses them.2 -
Chat with user:
Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: IT please come to my place i don't have internet connection and i need to finish my work, please please come quickly
Me: Are you in your computer?
User: Yeah.
Me: Amm, and how are you chatting with me?2 -
Girlfriend got me a fidget cube for Christmas. I have yet to put it down. This is gonna come in handy for some long nights in the future
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That awkward moment when you don’t want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.6
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Writing Python, coming from C#.
"Come on, this can't be that easy!"
Python brought back the fun in programming for me. :)20 -
its amazing how far technology has come. I can edit a hi-res image in real time with a computer smaller than my hand.
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in an alternate universe there exists a clientRant, where clients come together and share their horror stories of dealing with devs.6
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Bad news: Company shutting down, gave one day notice and was told not to come in for work the next day. Was compensated, of course. But still, it sucks.
Good news: I'm a developer.9 -
!rant
So I went for a movie last night in one the biggest malls in my city and this is what I found.
This is the pic of one of those touch screen monitors they have for information..
Come on guys.
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ahh! a well deserved rest... you're all invited to join me for a beer! come to Sesimbra in portugal and enjoy this 29°C at 11:04am ;)
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Y'know what I can't understand? People who knock and literally immediately come in. THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF KNOCKING9
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Today I was asked to decide on a handheld or "madonna" microphone for a conference I have to speak at in 2 weeks. Its time to come clean, I never thought the day would actually come, i'm far too terrified to actually go through with it. I just wanna write code in my dark little corner and be left alone. I wonder can I get out of this or is it too late4
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Manager: I don’t understand! How come you take twice as long to do tickets as anyone else but your PRs are stuck in QA for half the time as anyone else??
Dev: …8 -
The upside of having to go through code you wrote years ago (while mumbling WTFs) is that you realize how far you've come in those years.1
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Slow, old, spaghetti coded legacy projects that no one has touched for years.
You know those ones where you put your Indiana Jones hat before going in and barely come out alive.2 -
If you come up with a great idea in a meeting to solve a problem, be prepared to implement it alone.4
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When you leave your code overnight with a bug and come back in the morning to see it somehow starts working
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how to be a man in upper management:
-come into meetings without any context and talk over everyone
-say very obvious and broad things to seem like you're mentoring the team
-waste time14 -
Me: WFH today
Boss: No, meeting in boardroom
Come in, knowing already there's nothing for me to do until the meeting
Boss 5 minutes before meeting: Moving to Tuesday, didn't have time to p;rep and team lead tis off sick13 -
New company moved in above us... Slogan : Blockchain, AI, Augmented reality and banking apps.....
Dude come on thee must be a buzzword CEO3 -
1. Participate in an online hackathon
2. Upload demo video to youtube
3. Submit in the last minute
4. Come back 1 hour later to see video removed due to length violation.
FML :( -
Why the fuck am I - who never had a girlfriend in his life - the person my friends come to to get relationship advice?
Well, I can tell them what no to do...12 -
roommate: lets start a startup!
me: sure, what do you have in mind?
roommate: nothing, I need a team first.
oh come on!1 -
Dude on remote meeting: -cough- -cough- I don't really feel that bad, I'm pretty sure i'm not contagious. I might come in.
Don't be that guy people (even outside of the COVID timeline...).
Fortunately he didn't come in so no harm no foul.1 -
I think I'm getting let go. Got an email saying to stop all the work on a project I was working on and to come in for a meeting with my manager tomorrow.
Fuck.32 -
I miss devRant YouTube cartoons :(
We will be seing more in the future? Gosh i love watching the rants come to life4 -
Our nurse at the hospital, along with the most annoying people I've ever known, says, "knock knock" out loud when she enters the room.3
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Dear Android studio,
When u require an update please tell me u require an update.Do not pretend u can't open jdk folder or shit like that ...you could find jdk yesterday u can now
Sincerely
Me
(Frustrated insomniac)1 -
I guess I'm not the only one who sometimes code in my dreams while sleeping. Maybe it's because working as a programmer is like a dream come true.4
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Drinking is all fun and games until you need to come in to work next morning." The fuck is a JavaScript" is what my brain is at the moment.7
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THE TIME HAS COME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I finished the avatar editor on the rewrite. It works so well.
After trial and error in design, API reversing and more, I've finally done it.6 -
@dfox must be flexing some ad space. I’ve seen an influx of new users the past few days. Welcome to devRant everyone.8
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Come in to work to find my PC is off, power cut in the night. Now I need to reload everything.
#DeveloperProblems4 -
I bless everyone with happiness worth billions of dollars and additional billion dollar in cash.
Live happy everyone. I hope all your good dreams come true.23 -
Things to do in today
1. Go to post office
2. Send post
3. Go to CVS
4. Buy drink
5. Go to movie theater
6. Watch movie
7. Come back
8. Go to phone store
9. Buy something
10. Go to supermarket
11. Buy supplies
12. Go to McDonald's
13. Use coupon valid til today
14. Run back home befor parents come
15. Act normal14 -
When you walk away from your Windows 10 box for a meeting and come back in the middle of an unsolicited reboot. Where's my axe?3
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Yesterday with my boss:
Hey boss, can I work from home tomorrow?
Boss: No, I need you in the office, we need to discuss some things together.
....He didn't come to the office today, he just made me come to train the newcomer LOL.6 -
I have been learning how to dockerize entire projects this week, and I have to say, Docker is the best thing I've come across in a long time.
That is all5 -
My boss has gone for a long vacation from last week and will be back in Feb. And office feels soooo awesome and fun. No office politics, no senseless meetings. Just pure work in peace.
I wish he doesn't come back only....3 -
Promotion by cozyplanes myself
Find my game in play store, and you will get $100 play store credit.
First come, first served.33 -
HATE “APPLICATIONS” THAT CHANGE BROWSER SETTINGS.
If you’re a “developer” who has ever created such annoying nonsense - come show me who you are, I want to punch you in the face.
There is a special place in hell for malware coders...3 -
Where do most devRant users come from?
Please add your country in the comments or ++ if already existing!
Dont ++ this question though. I ask out of curiosity and not for the ++.65 -
Most annoying thing about dual boot;
Windows doing an update, restarts and boot in linux... You come back hours later and update is not done -_-4 -
"Since your house is just a mile to our office you need to come to the office."
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION WE ARE IN???3 -
And after copy paste when it doesn't work, I read the text and come to know only works in x version, which I never have.
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Yes I am a developer and I am good at soccer, come on you naive idiot standing in front of me in complete awe, the days where these things were mutually exclusive are long gone! 🤓⚽️7
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!rant
I have come to realize, after a long time in programming and using libraries, that spending time to read their documentation saves me time in the long run2 -
#Apple had just one non-proprietary port in their phones and they've removed it in #iPhone7.
Wonder how come they agreed to have USB-C in their latest notebooks.
Welcome to the expensive world of Apple.4 -
One machine is mine, the other from my work
"why do the stickers come in two
because @dfox thought it through"
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When you suddenly come up up with the solution to a problem you've been struggling with the whole day and realize that you're in a parent-meeting at your kids school.2
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When you come back to work and want to see what has been changed in repo but commit messages look like that :(
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Just got my stickers in the mail today. Damn good quality. Didn't come with any documentation though. Needless to say the cat is now missing in action.
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Every time I get tons of errors in Rust, I come here to rant, and I'm able to fix the errors the next day. It's starting to become a tradition.2
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I really like the look of the http://devRant.io web page. It has been greatly improved. Shows how far devRant has come in 8 months.
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Training Google's "efficient" net b7 be like epoch 1: ETA 6 hours
I come back in the afternoon and see this:
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>coding something
>come up with a brilliant idea
>coding that idea
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Just finished my first programming project and I couldn't be more excited for what's to come in the future 😄 also it's 3:30 and I've got class at 8:35...6
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When I was a kid :
- Bugs eat grass
Now:
- Bugs eat time
I still wonder when will the day come when I write bug-free code in my first attempt (:(8 -
Employers and clients think developers come up with genius solutions while in offices, hell no!
Most of the genius solutions come when a Dev is showering, gaming, peeing, pooping etc. So don't fire me cause I am playing Dota 2 on my laptop. Am innovating bit*h7 -
When you come back from your coffee break, and realize you just wrote 40 lines of Python, but the app you're working in was written in NodeJS. I really need this coffee.3
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Earth keeps rotating
Seasons repeats
Life goes and come back
Machines in factories doing repetitive job
You sleep, you wakeup, you eat daily
... and y'all think loops are bad?2 -
"Cooking a sausage over a bonfire is a bit like fishing in hell."
The shit you come up with when stoned...2 -
Ffs when a designer just increase the mobile viewport size because their design didn't fit in UI.
Oh well, scale 0.8 here we come asshole.1 -
Give up, start notebook, cry, yell, scream, pull hair out, close notebook, come back in a few months and finish it in one day. 😐4
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My distrust in technology does not come from it being foreign to me, on the contrary, being a developer, I have gotten to know, how things are coded and built.5
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How to explain “What is a Python environment?” to some PhD candidates that don’t have experience in programming?
I will teach Python this semester and I am trying to come up the right explanation.21 -
We seem to have a problem, if I leave the 50k club, there'll be no one in the 50k club 😦
Come on you 40k clubbers, you need to pick up the slack!17 -
Just got to work and we have no power. Maybe hand writing code in university will finally come in handy. Lol not. :)
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You fucking bet it will -.-
Come on Microsoft, even installing the whole OS doesn't take this long. I got time to waste, and you're doing just that in the worst way possible.
God dammit
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It's Monday morning. In our company there are 12 employees. Our work starts at 8:00AM and am the only here. This people are lucky, whenever I come in late, there are always trash talk behind my back.
What the fuck is going on in this world.3 -
My favorite is when they just don’t come in one day (don’t give notice, just see ya!). If that happens more than once in a few month period, that tells you more about the department than the individuals.
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On my system Android Studio sucks half of my RAM. Come on guys, even sharks are not that hungry for blood.
If in the worst case you had Chrome running in bg, the system will just kill itself. -
if false? if false what? (false is just not defined, but this is the sort of shit I come across in the twig-theme-saas world, makes me angry)
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Coding is one of the only types of work where you can spend an entire day focused and working hard and actually come away in a worse state than you were before you started.1
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Trying to work on the same project all week, but every other project decided to come in and take priority.
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The ability to remember exactly where I was in the code and what I was thinking when I come back to it.2
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The "New comments on a rant you commented on" notification really shouldn't come up if the one new comment posted mentions you, since you get a "x mentioned you in a comment!" notification too.3
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Rant !dev
Come on.... That's just misleading... Shouldn't be allowed to put that in fine print... That requires pressing View Details to see...
OTOH... Incognito...
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When you're the only one in the office that codes in C++ and you get this email -- legacy project code here we come.
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This temporary hack will just temporarily fix this problem. We will come back and actually fix the problem later.
We never come back to fix it later. This shitty hack I made in less than a day that fixed the problem for the day "fixed" the problem for the next year.
Lesson learned that temporary structures and side projects will be there forever. Make them right the first time.1 -
To my dear friends complaining about GDPR, if companies providing free services in exchange for users data didn't fuck up completely, there wouldn't be any GDPR. In history, regulations always come after people fuck ups, uncle Bob has some nice talks about that.1
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For years I've been thinking to myself I should make an app. Well, I finally stopped procrastinating and just did it.
Hopefully it will come in useful for all fellow devs when you come to choosing a project name for your next project.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...14 -
As a programmer my girlfriend thought I did web design.
Me: If I did web design it'd come with a label saying ~---{Made in China}.1 -
Come again? What year is this Best Buy?
This has to be a bug in the POS.
Every flash drive is marked up here almost 150-200%!
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I wonder how come we don't have a developers' "uniform" in the avatar builder's "shirt" list...
developer's uniform == hoodie14 -
I genuinely just found solution to a dev problem in an xkcd comic.
I defy anyone to come up with a geekier solution to a problem than the Peter Carre map projection.1 -
That's an amazing webapp layout. How come I'm not surprised to see "Microsoft" in there...
P.S. Anyone else going to DevTernity? :)
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The most interesting answers come from the interview question "what IDE do you use?"
"No, Notepad++ is not an IDE."
I once even had a script kiddy who didn't use an IDE because "I code faster in notepad than in an IDE"
sigh...13 -
Hi guys,
Please come and vote for my game STRIFE - Battle for the Southern Star in the Game Dev World Championship!
https://thegdwc.com/
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My Chromebook just touched down in Melbourne!
Should be here in the next 2 days, Come on Australia Post don't fail me now! :-D3 -
Just received a promo newsletter with all addresses in the To: field. Come on guys! It's 20fucking17!
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Been waiting for my new computer to come in the mail for a week only to find out that Amazon sent it to my old house all the way in utah (i live in georgia now). My life is over goodbye🙂2
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At the conclusion of a successful dev interview:
"Don't be the first to lean in for the kiss goodbye. Make them come to you."2 -
Come on bitch. Fucking tell me how programmers were better in the "old times".
People fucking died because of stupid race conditions and bad practices.
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/...6 -
That makes a lot of sense!
I mean, I did come to the United States to study in a grad school exactly because I could see this slide.
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Something tells me Silicon Valley will be discussed a lot in the eps to come here.
BTW, translate_tabs_to_spaces: true; FTW!1 -
Logging into my school website when... WHY DO YOU USE 🤬 FRNCH FOR BOOLEAN IN THE URL M🤬F
Ok, I know this is a francophone college, but come on!
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Woah, it seems that since there is the "w10" tag quite everyone here in Devrant started programming when he was 6-7 years old... Come on10
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DNS ove TLS might come just in time for the Netherlands (if we're lucky).
https://xda-developers.com/android-...5 -
Nothing beats beeing allowed to pick when i come in for work. Also today is pretty chill. Building is halv empty and i only have to write a lil documentation for kubernetes :D
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Who knows Fosdem ? It is the biggest european meeting about open-source, it is in Belgium and it is free. Who wants to come ? Http://fosdem.org3
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It’s amazing when people come in for an interview and say, ‘Can you tell me about your business?’ Seriously, people. There’s an Internet. Look it up.6
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Uuugh... 'come let's build a standard with in the company'
Two ( and I kid you not) weeks later, we don't get it anymore let's build a new standard4 -
Work: work late till 1 am
Also work: come in at 7 am
Me: zzzzzzz
Also work again: why arn't you getting anything done2 -
that moment when you can only code at midnight.. and come to office in the morning just to sleep and yawn~
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I think my next remote job is going to be at least 500 miles or a minimum of four states away to make it harder for someone to spring a “everyone local to the office has to come in for this day of corporate training and indoctrination” on me at the last minute.
“Oh sure I can come in. I’ll be on the lookout for my flight tickets and itinerary”.
Usually makes them scurry off.2 -
Ayyyyy folks
I'm looking for some beta testers. Preferably if you use a MQTT broker with some IoT connected shit.
Bonus points for IFTTT.
Leave something in the comments if you're interested and I'll get in touch if the time has come4 -
Fellow coders, where did your passion for coding come from?
Mine was in school when I had to create a website and it was the best thing ever22 -
Best: come up with best idea to real world problem.
Worst: lose to teams who used all the sensors in the kit.... Their system didn't even solve a problem. -
Why are companies so biased against employees those who come late and work late as compared to those who come early and leave early?
Why is it okay to leave early but not so much to come late instead?
After some of us ignored repeated warnings, we've been told that anyone come after 10:30am will be marked half day absent.
So, if they do so, I'll sit there in office playing Fifa or Table Tennis, and not work until the second half starts xD
The reason for such biasness is that the daily stand-up is at 10:30, even though more people wanted it to be after 11. They even took a vote. And yet it was ignored (funnily initially more ppl voted for 11 initially and somehow some of the votes changed for in favor of 10am... Now slowly, because half the team wouldn't be on time, it's shifted to 10:30am.
And funnily, I'm already serving notice period in this company.7 -
Being told that we can use Stackoverflow and Google alongside the course text book in our end of year c++ exam is a dream come true1
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Most days I'm in the office 2 hours before any of my other colleagues show up for work. So I turn up the music and just get to work ...
I hate it when those colleagues then come in and immediately make some snarky comments on my choice of music (which can be anything from Death metal to Vocal Trance and even Classical) but when asked what they'd prefer instead of my music, they can't/ won't come up with an alternative ...6 -
wait, is @-red gone now too?? :o How come my profile score did not suffer a major impact... Wasn't he the one flooding us with ++s back in the day?8
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Sleeping but I accidentally had come up with solution in a coding problem.. there are also times where you can’t sleep and thinking of how to solve the problem but in reality you’re just trying to get some sleep....
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In production, whenever nginx can't find an upstream it will display a static 'maintenance' html file that tells the user the come back later
In development, it shows clippy :D -
Lost 3 earphones / headphones in one week...
Looking for a new one, over the ear headphone, which can come along with me for years...4 -
Technologies come and go, but it has a lot in common. Set priorities right. Invest 80% of your learning time in fundamentals. Leave 20% for frameworks, libraries and tools.3
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About to come up with an idea for an app and code it in a few hours before the deadline to a competition I forgot about let's go lol
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Watching the results come in on the voting system I built for the police union in my city. Crossing my fingers everything finishes without a hitch.2
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I learnt Swift in 2016. 2017 has to be the year I turn Swift pro.
Happy new year to all and may your code come to life and thrive. -
Will those days in which we used to play the same levels multiple times inorder to improve skills come back?
:/4 -
What is up with red indicators?
In America at the moment, and while they’re probably used in many countries this is the first time I’ve come across them.
Having indicators that are the same colour as your brake lights is super dumb9 -
Can someone come and clean my desk? I not on the mood and my code to clear the desk seems to be stuck in a wtf loops.
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Hopefully we will leave the path of shipping tons of crappy software in increasingly shorter periods of time and come back to thought out, well engineered software that actually matters. I would love that.1
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Why is it so hard to explain to people that
The speed of time = 60 minutes / hour
I mean, I didn't come up with this shit!!! Come on
Also, in other annoyances of today:
VS code updated and ended with a crash, even tho it now says it's actually updated... Should I trust this bitch or not?!?! -
Music videos and random things that come to mind and I feel like I have to check and then end up getting really far from what I was looking for in the first place.1
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Valgrind! What are you?!!
Knowledge of C is complete only when you come out of Valgrind with 0 errors in 0 contexts.
Definitely lost I am.
In case you are confused, reaffirming that this is a rant and not a statement.
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Every time I come across the phrase "I beg your pardon", my mind reads it out to me in the voice of a lady, with a thick British accent. I don't know why.2
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I love how frameworks and languages become more object oriented.
PHP and Javascript for example have come a very long way in the last decennia orso.
The why is obvious: logic makes sense.1 -
I've mostly taken a back seat these days. So many rants come in, it's a little bit more fun to just lurk now.1
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The Office at about 7am when no one else has come in yet because it's peaceful.
Definitely my most productive hours so far. -
I love living in Australia but I may move to Europe just for the sake of fast internet.. come on Aus, mobile 4G in Europe is faster than these connections😞5
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Producing an incredible product you can be proud of; to have a client come in and ruin everything in blind feedback because 'they know best'
This needs a slang term.4 -
PM: "I have an easy question for you."
me: "Well let me decide if it's easy."
PM: "Where do the images for X in project Y come from?"
me: "Good question. No idea. I will come back to you."1 -
If I come across one more inconstant data modal that is undocumented in this project am I going to get significantly annoyed!!!!!!!!!!3
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Just had another jobinterview. I told them i’m not experienced in framework i don’t have any Vue experience so far... They want me to come over for a test in Vue...5
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Any Kotlin fans out here? What's your favourite feature?
To me: coroutines and the flow API. I can't wait for the state flow and shared flow APIs to be released. Goodbye Rx! It'll come probably in the next release, which might come in a week already, because then JetBrains (Kotlin developer) hosts their online alternative to KotlinConf.8 -
I have an unused Steam Key for Battlefield 5
If anyone wants it, Key is in the comments. First Come First Serve ;)5 -
So one of our sub teams had issues with me splitting a single function in two to help implement a feature that should be in their component in the first place.
All I did was suggest it as a possible solution and got a nasty email in response with my boss left off of the recipients list but my bosses boss listed instead.
Apparently we needed a meeting to suggest the idea of suggesting a new idea and three to four weeks to decide if we should implement it.
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Does anyone know why we say "hero" for big headers in webdesign ? Where does this term come from ?3
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We have come a loooong way in tech. Thanks tech ancestors!
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There are 43 people in our team. Every 43 of them come to salute me in the morning, fuck off, let me work. Just go ahead with your shit but leave me alone.4
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I hate when people just say "Hello!" in messaging apps and don't tell me what they want. Just ask me the question please! I might be in meetings and after 1-2 hours come back, reply, leave for another meeting and come back and the person hasn't asked the question yet...
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I swear these underclassmen are in a contest to see how many unique one letter variable names they can come up.1
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When you think you suck something it's NOT your fault - learn how it's done in a different language or framework, then come back to it.
When you think you mastered something, it IS your fault - learn how it's done in a different language or framework, then come back to it. -
Every once in a while I come across a challenge that's actually challenging. Most recently ... "Develop Regex for validating and extracting a recipe's ingredient's quantity"
Regex should properly identify the numbers in each of the following lines:
1 cup of ingredient
Diced 1/2 cup of ingredient
.5 tsp of ingredient
1 1/2 packed cup of ingredient
1.5 cup of Heavy whipping cream
My answer is the first comment in case you want to solve it yourself. I'd love to know what others come up with.5 -
I am never in my best form when I'm fully conscious and logical.
I have to be semi conscious for good ideas to come out.
from what I've experienced so far.2 -
New Holiday idea: Bring your console to work day.
To show what your doing in the time you are not playing with them.
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Clients in software/technology sector are NEVER right. That's it I said it. Truth is they are as dumb as they come.
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when its already 12 in the nyt, ur going through some slides, u hope it to end and u come across something like this which reads - "More stuff" right in the heading!!!!
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Ok, for what I saw here, many issues with management can be solved the most bureaucratic, ass-covering way possible – get that in writing and mention it when resulting issues come afloat.1
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When you are proud of your work you have finished today, come home and want to explain it to your non-coding gf...never felt so misunderstood in my life
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I'm gonna write a book and call it "Errata Obscura" and it's just going to be greentext format of all the weird ass coupling problems I've come across in the last few years.1
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Come in to work, sit down at desk, coworker comes in. Tells me I'm going to potentially start crimping grounding wires for 40 racks. Shows me the email, I notice I'm not in the CC chain. I love not being in the know about work I may be doing that isn't in my job description.1
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https://frankforce.com/city-in-a-bo...
I couldn't even come up with this without the size limitation1 -
I just want one day where I can come in the office and not get bothered with a problem before I sit down...
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So it's a bank holiday today. Would be a shame if I crashed and you'd need to come in anyway...
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Friday releases are always a bad idea. The feeling of dread over the weekend seeing all the "bugs" and changes come in put a huge dampener on the weekend mood.
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It's so cool to see this many computer nerds just like me gathered in one place. I think I'm gonna like college, it's a dream come true.3
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I’m afraid that some day, services will come along that destroys the need for actual programmers. That all of us will simply be stuck at work, drag & dropping these new software solutions in place.7
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When you're working on a project with someone and you're working in the same repo, but you gotta wait for a commit to come through
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Come back from holiday to learn the startup I am working in is not founded anymore... Probably going to have to go through the pain of doing job interviews again...2
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i always come up with great ideas and think how cool they would be once i program them, the problem is that i'd need instagram's user base to put my idea in action1
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How about a share feature
Like selecting a picture from gallery and pressing share
And you can find devRant icon in the list
❤️❤️ ❤️dream come true❤️❤️❤️2 -
(In response to stupid request) "Yes, that's fine."
Translation: "I've come to the conclusion that dying in prison for murdering you, is worth it."
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I come from a simple html, css background with a bit knowledge in php and some simple cms.
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I've come to realise that wrapping var_dump(); in fucking_var_dump(); greatly helps upon those nasty and frustrating bugs.
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!dev && rant
train was supposed to come at X:44
had an announced delay of 5 minutes.
the train was **11 fucking minutes late **
fun time waiting in 0° coldness11 -
It's really annoying when u focusing on one task, and everything is planned and scheduled properly. And then Ur boss come in and assign u another task again, endless side project.1
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!rant
Need advice guys :)
just bought myself a nice domainname, and now I'm looking for a good email provider I can use for my domain.
Any of you can point me in the right direction? It can come at a price, as long as it is not too much, but I'm well aware quality service does not come free...6 -
Maybe the reason we find rain comforting is because of our evolutionary reflex that tells us that predators are not going to come out and hunt in the ongoing rain.16
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If I code 10 to 1 or 2 I can have good sleep..but in any case if I sleep eaely before 1 then code snippet and bugs come in dreams.........
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There is only one life what you want do now only because we don't know after mixing in the mud again we will come to this earth or not. So Trust in your self work for your dreams and catch them.
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Ones I come up with but don't have the skill to do, and by then someone else has already done it.
Case in point:
https://engadget.com/playstation-2-...5 -
Just discovered this in visual studio:
shift + alt + ; (select all instances)
shift + alt + . (select next instance)
Better multi-line editing, here we come!2 -
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there? European
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Programmer lesson #2
First laptop is just like first love...No matter how many others come later...It will always have a special place in our ❤️2 -
http://meetu.ps/e/DwDj0/y6XTG/f
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I've always wondered how come in certain videos that have embedded subtitles, usually tv shows, they don't get detected by mobile players, but do on PC?3
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I feel often not that I have the energy to program after work, but when I come in here, I get so much inspiration again! thanks!
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As a Computer Science student, I've come to the conclusion, most issues can be fixed by simply switching off and on again.
This is a mantra I use in my daily personal life now.5 -
I have done nothing but code all weekend. I didnt come far, but man is my code running smooth. YET. Im making a game in gamemaker.
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Go away! Why do you have to come back?
Same goes for the navigation tabs, and the friend suggestions in the notifications.
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Couldn't they come up with a shorter name than reinterpret_cast? It makes lines of code so much longer if you have multiple casts in one line. 😥1
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I have come to a point in lockdown mode where holiday on a freaking Monday does not excite me anymore 🤦🏽♂️
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they say don't talk about the future. well the future is come and gone so technically its the past and all you people are trapping yourselves in it for no valid reason. looks like i'm going to be imprisoned in the near future
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Good day. I come to ask a question
Does anyone know a free program for Windows to test RAM throughput? In GB/s
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Anyone here attending the London ruby user group meet up tonight? Come say hi if you are - I'll be the lost looking guy in white trainers and a makers academy t-shirt 😂
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Where do you come into the picture in this timeline of the World Wide Web?
For me, it was sometime in September-November 1992. In that same timeframe I first met the woman who would eventually become my wife. https://thehistoryoftheweb.com/time...2 -
Dieeego. Dieeego come here ! Have something for dieego!
Want some bondage servitude in recompense ?
As in Diego being the bondsmen?6 -
Ugh trying to refactor a Node.js MUD codebase to use mongodb. It currently accesses/stores it's data in json files via synchronous FS operations. Callback and/or .then hell, here I come!
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Started new project yesterday. Really pleased with how it's progressing. Made me appreciate just how far I've come in a short space of time - I'd have not been able to do half of this 6months ago, and especially not in 2days!
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Made a new site, added a contest to draw people in... People do the contest and never come back F#@K. They don't even hit a single other page on the site
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Power is down in the office. Allegedly it will come back at 4pm. Everyone is doing home office now and I'm here waiting for it to come back.
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Six hour of intensive training with Python. Every hour there is something so "WHAT THE F*** COME FROM THAT MAGNIFICENT S**T!?" in my head....
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Get ready for Xmas, where online store marketing departments come up with the most meaningful slogans in the whole year. NOT!
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I think there is a seperate place for GDPR mails in spam!
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All Things Open 2020 has started already! This year has free registrations, idk if they are still open but if you can, come in!
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