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I normally don't post silly things, hoping I can restrict myself to only do so on rare occasions #shortweeksilly

Christianity vs Javascript

(src: https://twitter.com/hsjoihs/status/...)

When you find a result on google that has the exact same title as your problem and get a 404 page after clicking it...

Guy: "We just can't finish this in 1 month!"

Boss: "Yeah you can, I'll hire more people."

Guy: "... You know, a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months but 9 women can't deliver a baby in 1 month."

Pretty much sums up my life

Being a developer means...
- Writing code
- Fixing bugs and issues
- Impromptu project manager to current project
- Making coffee
- Seeing unicorns
- Listening to the boss' suggestion that goes horribly wrong
- Contemplate

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.

Why can't Nvidia make proper drivers!!!

meanwhile in one of our country's text books......

Pm: "so how long should this take?"

Me: "well, I see at LEAST 8 hours of work here for me, some of which can't be done without graphics, but let's assume graphics are done by designers by the time I get to hour 6 and I just have to plug the images in without much editing or tweaking."

Pm: "So you'll have this by tomorrow?"

Me: "Do you think I just sit on my hands all day waiting for one of you trolls to give me something to do? I said AT LEAST 8 FULL HOURS OF MY TIME, that would be assuming I could get 8 consecutive hours to work on this, and let's face it that's not gonna happen."

Pm: "So Friday...?"

Me: "Tell the client that so long as there aren't any unforseen issues it could be done as early as Thursday. I'll put it on my schedule, but it is not a priority until at least Monday. There's only one of me and 5 other active projects on my desk."

Pm: "I'm gonna tell them Wednesday morning we'll show it to them for approval."

What in the hell is wrong with people?

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

Russia removes windows from all government computers to "show that they're serious about cybersecurity"....

My toaster doesn't work.

Fuck Windows 10

When you've been a developer for 13 years and new kid comes in and shows you stuff you don't understand #kidsthesedays

Just learned new skills...

stackOverFlow should also be praised because of their pickyness!

All these switching to linux posts and it feels universe is telling me to make the switch.

Yesterday, again, i had to go through failing windows 10 update. Wasted over 2 hr just booting up my pc because of fucking update that is incompatible with my PC.

I want to switch right now.

Which linux distro do you recommend? I let devRant choose my OS. ( p.s Its a laptop )

Stupid private repos

WTF. I need sleep. It's 6:30am. OMG.

Without words.

Just got kicked out of home.

I was living by someone else and they just (politely) asked move out soon as I get paid next month.

They said I'm generating costs for them - goddamn I'm paying 50 bucks above our deal, why didn't she talk just talk to me, I would pay more if needed.

Now trying to realize what the Fuck I did wrong and how am I going to handle this. I have nowhere to go and just 2 weeks ago I got in debt, thinking home was stable.

Not angry, just extremely frustrated.

Everything makes sense now.

Reading other's code be like...

5 words horror story

Oh god. Just because my firstname is Thomas doesn't mean I'm the little cousin of a tomato.

*has 4 ongoing projects*

Hm its time to learn javascript

*has 5 ongoing projects*

This is just amazing.

How many references does it take to crash Java?

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