Jesus fucking christ, entering w3schools.com (don't ask) and I immediately get a cookie consent thing shoved in my face.

WHY?! Please don't tell me it's so I can get the 'best experience' because that's straight out bullshit. I don't need cookies and you fucking name it to get 'the best fucking experience' while looking up again how that one PHP or HTML or CSS or WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER thing worked.

E-v-e-r-y GODDAMN site has this nowadays, to 'improve my experience' - I block ads anyways so what's the motherfucking point?!

Mother of FUCKING god.

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It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Bought a Logitech G13 a few years ago knowing that the Linux support isn't good. Thought fuck it, I'll develop something for it.

That didn't go as planned. Tried numerous times to write something but the fucker is proprietary and I couldn't figure out how to get data from it.

Decided to try it again tonight with a "You're not winning this time, motherfucker!" mindset.

Figured out how to read data from it, looked long enough at the data coming in to discover patterns and started programming while testing my ass off.

Two hours later I have "mapped" all specific data points that the device sends to the hardware keys and now, whenever I have the device connected and run the program (node, no kidding), it displays which key I'm pressing when I press a key!

I finally fucking won.

Today is the only day to upvote this!!

Rant number 1000. Let's see how this one goes :D

Here a beer as for celebration!

---- Startup RantLife ----

A senior developer joined the team, let's name him Bob, and this guy is really good no doubts about that.
He made suggestions, some improvements, but Bob is always waving his hands and says out loud that some part of the code base is really really bad.
I kept quiet until one day I had to pair with Bob to check a feature. Guess what happened, as usual, Bob clenched his fist and start pointing that this code is super ugly.
So let's check the history of changes and boom, Bob was the main writer.
That moment, I was completely silent, trying not to smile as Bob came up with an excuse, he never admits that he is wrong, now he needs a scapegoat and he starts blaming the process, the planning...
I believe that being humble and saying sorry is a quality that it requires time to develop.
So don't be like Bob, please :)

Show some respect... 🙌

Incognito...

Relatives: what do you do?
Me: Software Engineer
Relatives: Can you please fix my printer!
Me: what ????

Speed++

Will we reach a point where we quit programming and do something other?

Am I a pixel to you?

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I'm not new here but never posted anything... I figured I'd pop that cherry! Hi everyone I enjoy reading all of your rants so much <3 love to the dev community !

Just want to share with you guys!

https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/...

🧐😴.

Unicode on a cup of joe

😂😂😂😂

Thanks, Microsoft.

Free Pivate Repos on Github everyone!

Microsoft, what's your evil plan???

https://blog.github.com/2019-01-07-...

java.lang.StackOverflowError

Well, I've been betrayed... Now what?

Ugly logo i made for my CI tool
lol

GitHub has free private repos now.

BitBucket who?

Ya'll heard the news
Github free private repos!

Yaaa its really the solution

Doctor who 😍

unzip using the cracked winrar which you cracked using the crack unzipped using winrar

Fork it....

Joker: If you are good at something don’t do it for free
Me: (thinking) How much shall I charge to introduce bugs into someone’s code? 🤣

Always 😂