Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.

Put it in the backlog

After 3 years of working with Node.js, I have finally snapped

Node.js is cringe

I am .NET gang now

In Russia, there are ads of shady video downloading software on public transportation

I am entitled to changes

Do you also feel dirty when a client asks for something that completely defats the purpose of the main feature?

yet you "patch " it because "it's a big client after all" and they can't be bothered to do a simple two number addition.

HTML programmer

A group of programmers is called a merge conflict.

FAEs are missing I guess xD

This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

Super depressed rn and nobody to talk to about it. Stupid life problems. Can’t seem to learn new tech so if I lost my job I’d have to switch to landscaping or something. Can’t talk normal with people without someone taking offense at something I never dreamed could be offensive (stupid cancel culture) or trying to shut me down. Friends ending friendships and family cutting me out of their lives without communication as to why. My kids just don’t seem to care about anything I have to try to teach or share with them anymore. Nothing I do seems to matter to anyone or make a difference even when I’m trying to do good things for people. I don’t want to take my life but tbh if COVID got me I wouldn’t even be mad. I’d embrace it as my get out of jail free card.

It’s my new title

This one gave me an idea for a kind of a desktop app launcher that lets you place the applications for procrastination in such a way that they are behind the planet during the day so you are a lot less likely to see the shortcut and want to use them; and likewise for the applications, one uses for work to be hidden during the evening/night cuz no one wants to see that after work.

Not really a particularly strong idea and I'd probably not support it myself if someone else brought it to me but hey, just an opportunity to try coding something different and learn more stuff.

Be careful...

Is that a message describing windows altogether, or just the copying routines... Can't figure that one out.

who reads readme.txt files?

Microsoft Teams has stickers, with a “meme” category.

And yes it is just as awful as you'd expect...

I mean, that’s normal right ?

My worst program I still remember :D
When I was learning programming I wrote small console app in pascal to cipher string using Rot13. Every single letter was a case in switch statement. :D

How to boost profits

I love this guy 😂

😂😂

Too mean?

Source: nixcraft.

It's time to start with flutter

There's loop hole in between. :D

This is a test rant for future testing, please ignore!

can i relate this post to someone?

Ohhhh 😂

How many woman are in devRant ?

Morning cappuccino and some Maltesers. ☕ 🍫 Cheers!