print('Hello, World!')

# this is my first post.

Job ad title: "junior Php developer position £20k-£25k/pa"

Job ad body: "5+ years experience required in Php, JavaScript, html 5, css, experience in laravel, Vue and react."
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Built my first little app and put it on my phone 👶 it's not much and comes mainly from a udemy course, but hey it's a step.

Someone >_>: My code works and I know why
Someone else >_>: My code works and I don't know why
Me >_>: My code doesn't work and I don't know why

Every time i finish a website i show it my grandpa because if he can use it then probably everybody can.

meanwhile France has got their own Green Goblin

God I'm immature.

Soo true!!

//TODO: Add Camera

Then comes the !important to mess everything.

Did you hear about notion.so?

It's a fucking great tool.

Just want to share with you guys!

https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/...

Programmers 50 shades of grey...!!

It also cleans up your home 😂👌

A classmate of mine once asked me for a phone charger.

*I would lent it to you, but I don't think you have a type-c*

*No, I have a samsung*

Was writing a word document.
Ended it with semicolon;

Working @ home means good co-workers

Finding a girlfriend

Probably the biggest problem of my life was starting to code at age 28 instead of, let's say 14...

perfect

Me: Whats the deadline?

Client: Asap

Me: And when are we getting paid?

Client: 30 days after you give us the invoice ☺

One time I was building a custom modal for some crappy WordPress template and I was having trouble with the header rendering above my backdrop, after digging into the CSS I realized the headers z-index was literally set to 9001.

Today is the release day..

query for ladies

When client said 'I need simple site' you got to prepare for lots of hard work.

When you have to explain to your boss that you aren't finished because you're fixing a bug, that's caused by fixing a bug, that's caused by fixing a bug, that's caused by fixing the actual bug.

What does @dfox say?

Work on bug for hours then whoop it works....

But why did it work?

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Look at my new 4k display... *-*