My entire programming career.

2 unit tests. 0 integration tests.

Source: https://twitter.com/ThePracticalDev...

Cannot resolve symbol 'R'

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

!rant

Finally finished my electric longboard, extremely pleased with the end result.

Did some tests with it, 30km range and +-40km/h top speed

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

When you have the amazing refactoring idea you've been waiting for... but it will be hours before your back at a computer.

Hey Guys,

This is not a rant but more of an advice post. I'm studying Economics and computer engineering in Germany, but our programming course is really bad. I wanted to ask some of the experienced devs if there is a good website or a good book where I could learn Java?

Hope you guys can help me

Ubuntu's default desktop environment will be Gnome from version 18.04. They will finally abandon bloated unity.

I'm so sorry if this has been posted before! I thought it was kinda funny, and ought to share it with you guys.

I had a dream... and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!

All the new computer science students at my university refer to include statements in C++ as "hashtag include"

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

Here for you, just so you cant sleep this night:

while (true) {
new long;
cout<<"Deal with it, motherfucker ";
}

Dream job or most wanted IDE feature?

Respect to those who 'console.log();' over 'debugger;'

I found a really neat way to toggle two implementations using C style multiline comments.

https://twitter.com/_Gaeel_/status/...

how in the fsck is it possible that people like us can maintain a fleets of servers, create the most amazing applications that drive the world economy, but not figure out how in the mother fsckin world to make our girlfriends iphones backup to icloud. don't bury the shit i want to do under 10 fucking layers of option screens and shit ui because you think your customers are too dumb. apple fail.

That feeling when your first classifier on a real life problem exceeds the 97% majority class classifier accuracy.

I'm doing something right!

My new wallpaper

Never EVER buy a Mac as your primary PC if you're a developer.

Back in 2014 I bought an iMac because I already had an iPhone, and being able to code on xCode and also have a Windows partition seemed perfect. It wasn't.

Soon enough, I started encountering issues. My storage was randomly filling up, my computer started getting slow despite me having a small number of start apps and still a lot of storage available, it was all a mess.

So - I installed Windows 10 using Bootcamp to use it as my main OS. All was great until I wanted a new partition of Windows so I can test some things out without damaging my stuff. I try multiple methods, none of which work because my disk is not in the right partition format, and I don't want to change it because I'd have to format the whole thing.

Whatever - I give up, and try going back to my normal partition, disappointed. Guess fucking what?! My Windows Boot was damaged! Yes, I shit you not!

So - not only was this absolute piece of shit not able to add just one more fucking partition with an OS on it, but it BROKE my main partition, and now I'm trying to recover it.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Never EVER get a Mac as your primary computer, unless you only work on Mac/iPhone apps.

For paying 1300$, I was expecting a seamless experience with little to no issues - yet all I got is a computer that's fucking broken from it's very core.

Fuck you, Apple.

How many prefer back end development over front end or vice-versa and why?

Just web designer things 😂
Share your experiences with such designs in comments. Would love to hear a few

I Ɛ> unicode.

This happened a long time ago but I thought you guys might enjoy it

Who needs April Fool's when my keyboard makes so many typos everyday...

Tutorial video is for sissies. Real men read API Reference

Well... that was unexpected.
https://fossbytes.com/microsoft-ope...

giving up as a service...

!rant

My laptop just died for the third time.

Need to buy a new one. Not a mac.

Linux machine with 15" screen, sdd, usb c, with 8gb ram and a graphics processor.

Suggestions?