Who else thinks having their devrant avatar in this loading screen (in the app) will give it a more personal touch? ;)

just found this on reddit... this is freaking hilarious 😂😂

My very first rant. I will try to make it count!

Recently my company had restructured with new GM who fired those who he didn't like and hired those who he did.

All ok I guess. And then...

We did a project for a big sportswear brand, interactive installation using WebSocket. My team developed the server with game engine and we also developed "shell front-end" with example code how to connect and interact with server.

Then we realized that our company was actually not hired by sportswear brand, rather by GM buddy-from-the-army tech vendor, who was hired by actual client.

Then, we also realized there is another company, that GM hired as freelancers, sitting at our office doing 'something'. And this 'other company' actually has same employees and address as GM's buddy company (meaning they are one entity with two names).

So.. what happened is that we get paid by party A, then we pay exactly the same amount to party B (which is actually same party A), and at the end... all our work was for free.

And then, this GM tells me I have to fire 2 developers from my team because we don't have enough business.

How did this guy even get to a position of this level?

Conversations be like...

Books on programming...

Programmer at an eye test...

As of today, 12:11 CEST, my days as a student who hates school are over. In one month, i will be a programmer. Feels fucking great.

I may go back in the future, but not right now.

Also, in my new job i have to go to school to, but only 1/3 of the time, and i am getting paid for it.

So much swag arrived in the mail today.

It's funny how I end up paying for more stuff from a free app than from one of those freemium games that are so popular right now.

Sometimes I sit in awkward positions while coding. I once stood up at the office, took one step and fell to the floor because my leg was numb. They almost gave me a medal.

I have reached that point of my life where I feel a laptop with an internet connection is all I need to live the rest of my life.

That’s true...

From http://theoatmeal.com/comics/...

The world itself is just a big hoax. Spamming with our running commentary of bullcrap masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy.

Today my girlfriend of 5 years asked me to make her an app, and continued «It will be super easy to make!»...

I feel... betrayed.

http://turnoff.us/geek/...

Which retard on this planet decided to put a "continue reading" button on every dumbshit news and article website. You built your fucking website to read! That was the entire purpose of your website!!

In the span of a week, I:

* broke up with my girlfriend
* had to make a site go live for a client that wouldn't fucking cooperate and give me what I needed to get the fucking site live
* was given legacy code for a wordpress site that looked like what a fucking brainless monkey would type out by smashing its head repeatedly on the keyboard.

It can only get better from here, right?

Soo true... Light vs. Dark...

My code signature

Lollll

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

Oldies

Steve Wilhite... The man who changed the world with his software: the GIF.
Today, is GIF's 30th birthday (15th June 1987)!!!!
Happy Birthday

Office door here is perfectly fit:

Pull - when you enter.
Push - when you leave.

Well done boys!

Haha..

I think this escalated pretty quickly