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I cant live when README.md isnt complete and there are errors...

Wow, he packed a lot into those 7 years!

Worth an experiment 😀😂

When the new employee shows up with new ideas and is all excited to work there.

D3aR Pa55w0rd, i'm 1n5ecur3 t00

That would be 🙄

The only expressions devs have

Hmm...

Will do a headstand after this 😂😂

Coding Teacher: "you'll need your laptops for the exam. To prevent you from cheating I'll disable the network now"

...pulls out the network cable on his machine...

"okay you can start now"
🤦🏻‍♂️

Translation:
System Test
632 BUS got fucked

My most used function:
console.log

When your therapist decides to quit on you! Felt like a junkie in withdraw 😲😖😱😨👽

My Friend: Dude our Linux Server is not working anymore!

Me: What? What did you do?

My friend: Nothing I swear!

Me: But you were last on it?

My friend: Yes. I just wanted to run a bash file and needed to give it permissions.

Me : WHAT DID YOU ENTER???!

My Friend: Chill man, just this command I found on the internet
chmod -R 600 /
chown -R root:root /

Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN ROOT AND GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU EVEN USING SOME RANDOM COMMAND FROM THE INTERNET. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS OR JUST ASK!

My friend: Ok I did something wrong, how can I fix it?

Me: Did you make a backup or rsync of the server?

My friend: No. I just wanted to run this file.

Me: You holocausted the server. FUCK MY LIFE

MYSQL has gone away.....😔

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Server down? Hm...

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

The "decimal" numeral system of Bill Gates (Winary)... lol ahaha

When your bug isn't on StackOverflow and you start to lose your sanity

UI design gone wrong

That is the way to do it...

Which one are you? I'm a mix #fullStack 😎

Everything's fine, I swear!

So I have a script that runs every time I turn on my PC. The script copies a few files to a ftp server in my basement. Forgot to turn off logging....

Opend the file in Notepad, and would you look at that, 1 GB of ram..? WTF?

Edit: Managed to open the file, turns out that it's been exactly one year since I started using the script.

"use SQL to corrupt their databases" - Jason Bourne movie

Rofl😂😂😂

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...