So true

Real world DS..;)

When you have a difficult problem, search on Google, land on Stack Overflow and there is the correct answer - written by yourself about a year ago...

Coding is like pizza

You love it and can't get enough, but you torture yourself indulging in it at nights, wish it didn't make you seem fat and attractive to the majority of the population, and it will never love you back

Let's just appreciate the fact the Unix timestamp will reach 1500000000 on july 14th :)

Boy: I like you 😘
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I like you
Girl: I like you too 😘

😂

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

This is surprisingly accurate

Does anybody else have the project where every time you try to change something, no matter how small, you always end up screwing it up and needing a bunch more time to fix it just to get back to the starting position?

I have this project I've done, a custom Ambilight system for my TV, and everytime I try to add a feature the lights stop working altogether... Tried adding detection of when I start my media player to automatically start the Ambilight mode (I made several modes, one of which is just shine a certain color all the time which is great if you don't want to use normal lights and want to be able to control the lights from your phone).
I had the code for detecting app start and stop from before when I implemented it for a slightly different system. I just changed the few things that are different and poof, no more lights... I managed to forget the other system checked a flag after every process exit and overrode the mode and I removed the setting of the flag, but not reading of it...
Every single time I do changes on this it's something... Other projects sometimes go smoothly, sometimes not, but this one just doesn't want to be kind to me....
Results are awesome, though :)

Was looking forward to a nice day of programming, finally had some free time to spend

No power today, fml :(
My laptop is now out of power

Installing Nvidia drivers in Arch linux right now. Tell my family I love them.

Beard is love 🦁❤

I see where Google is going with women techmakers program

She asked to tell her a joke.
"My life...", said I.
"Error 404, joke not found..." replied she.
She is also a developer.

Linux being linux

My code signature

🤠:Hello, I need a website for my professional website. But anything more than $500 is unrealistic.

Translation

🤡:I am a stupid assclown that the future will leave behind and time will forget.

Probably the only love I'm gonna get in my life 😅

When ur application needs extra feature after release..

It's where the mysteries hide.

From the Telegram channel 'Programmer Jokes'

while (programming)
{
tears++;
}

Well well well

So apparently I am not a programmer because I turn tea into software. :(

Anyone else feeling discriminated by this definition? :D

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

Debugging be like...

In case you want to ruin your coworker's day

Best definition of CSS

what does it look like in Linux kernel?

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.