Whaaaaaaa

Please?

Should try this with my salary ;)

Know about your clients...

Let the spying begin!

That's Right...

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

My car hit 37 miles today

Is this some kind of new trend?

Taking steps in teaching my brother some basic concepts of web development!😄

Seems like a response I would give to my dumb clients too.

For those difficult days, one stress ball for each hand.

Co-worker: I don't get it, what's devrant about?
Me: rant about co-worker

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

Straight in dem feels

I recruited another devRanter today!

How to handle fucking management assholes playing politics in office. Always there to take credit of the job they haven't done.
Really pissed off !!!

I sometimes name the main stylesheet home, so all styles are Home.less

You know who exactly you are...

Yes, This is really true...

When you merge 8 pull requests and everything worked without any conflict.

Generating pdf is hell!!! Its like falling back to 2004 regarding css-compliance

Only Linux user will understand

When you wear a dev shirt to public places and you know no one can recognize what it is...

I'll just leave this here......

I fell in love with a turtle 🐢

while(true) {
googleSomething();
try {
develop();
} catch(Exception e) {
stackOverFlow(e);
}
}