When microsoft recruiter adds u on linkedin and she endorsed u on nothing but python

You know your product manager is evil when you find this in the official product requirements documents.

When you were growing up to be a developer and your mom brags about what a genius you were and has literally no idea what she was bragging about...

#IJustInstalledLinuxMomChill...

Funny story my step dad was bragging about me hacking Google to a group of his guys a few months ago (mind you I'm 21, he's a roofing contractor) and he calls me over and is like "yo, Jimmy. Tell them how you hacked google. (Obviously I never "hacked google", whatever that means) and this guy he's talking to say:

"Oh shit. You can do that shazz".

For my own amusement I replied:
"Yeah I hacked google last week. I HTML'd into their json databases to pull out an ASP in order to bash attack on their .Net services using only CSS"

Of course the man's only response at this point was to ask me how much it would cost me to build him a site...

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

margin-right: -100px !important

Bday cake for a code lover :D

Every programmers dream convo

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

Explain the movie Inception to a programmer.....
Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

OW FUCKING GREAT

BEEN CREATING THIS WEBSITE FOR 1 MONTH USING REACTJS. IT'S HALFWAY DONE. NOW THE HIGHER UPS CHANGES THEIR DECISION THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE IT WITH WORDPRESS.

FUUUUUCCCCKKKK. I'M FUCKING OUT.

502 Bad Gateway

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

programmers pickup lines

University student complains he has to study about Linux in our operating systems class...

Just hit 1000++

..all I want is 175..

when your boss has no technical background so animations WOW him

My internet got cut for one night. I had supper with the family. They are actually nice people.

When the boss enter to my office

Person: What do you do for a living?

Programmer: I'm an etymologist

Person: What does that mean?

Programmer: I work with bugs

Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

Life when you didn't know about browsers developer tools

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

I think it's funny how movie hackers be hacking into government mainframes n shit with html/css.

Manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

Dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

How web developers debug their markup...

.someBox {
background-color: pink;
}