My terminal just blew my mind

@ Oracle code event, Bangalore. Anyone here?

Yeah... I don't think so.

Did you say security?

The struggle is real

Oh goodie! What do we have here...?

That moment you go to the office thinking it's a Thursday and find out it's a Friday while signing in....! 🤠💃🏼💃🏼

Ran a web app sample with golang just now.
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Feel like I'm at the top o' the world!

Well... Thanks jetbrains! 😁

Didn't it take us years to stop writing javascript and html embedded? Is it just me or are we going back where we started? It's all a mix now!

Pc wouldn't boot. Went to the service center.
The guy at the shop : what's the problem?
Me : pc won't boot, just starts beeping
The guy : I see. It could be a hardware or a software problem.
Me : (trying to keep a straight face) oh?
Him : oh yes... It's always either a software or a hardware problem.
Me : thanks I guess?

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

What do I do now? :/

Had 4-5 hours of sleep last night because I had to wake up early this morning for an internal demo of the feature I worked on. It was scheduled early morning because the boss was busy.

I come to the office looking like a zombie, practically sleep walking my way to the office, and guess what... The app server is down! Yay.

I had to reschedule it to right in the middle of lunch time because hey... The boss is busy. Now everyone in the team hates me for ruining their lunch.

Now I'm sitting here, staring at my code, remembering the sweet luxury of sleep.

"Quick" Lol. Nice one, android studio!

Sure... Why not...!
Nice try, government :-|

That moment you clip your long over due nails and it's heavenly to type on laptop again. 😆

It's 2:10 AM on a Friday night.
Well played "cordova ionic".
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Fuck you too :'(

Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

That time I had to explain the manager (who decided and committed the deadlines) what a URL was and why we need to use a server for staging the web site.