Who wants one?

You know your getting deep in trying to figure out a bug when you start discovering bugs not even reported yet.

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

❤ CSS puns

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

Turn on WiFi on my smartphone in the morning.
Evening: realize that the WiFi had not connected automatically and I used all my mobile internet.

And then there is this beauty...

The most valuable skill I get from my computer science study is understanding the jokes on devrant :)

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

If you put a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.

Too many people expect me to work for free lately...

I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

Does anyone else ever go to random websites and play with the UI... then inspect the CSS to see how it is being done... You know to prepare for your next battle with CSS... :)

What!!!!!

When I am trying to figure out what's going on in the code

sometimes I feel like I'm a fullstackoverflow developer ^_^'

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Reddit understands

Holding a Linux install fest in college and being asked 'are laptops required?'. No. We're installing Linux in your brains.

Everyone can relate to this haha ^^"

Anyone else following these guys?

Helped the designer fix a small JavaScript problem. She called me a God.

I'll take it.

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

Truest truth

the beauty of learning to code.. wait, what's that say again?

!rant

That rejuvenating feeling when you've been trying to get a piece of code working for days, google hasn't helped, and you're just about to call it another lost day, when a random "what happens if I do this" solves everything.

I'm going to dream about puppies, prancing through a meadow, and rootbeer floats tonight!

I just made a shell script that checks the ratings of movies that I have locally in IMDB and plays the one with highest score. #justsaying

Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"