The worst ide indeed.

Give Job

When you accidentally disable js minifier

😂😂😂😂😂😂

i have skills...

Alexa, wtf......

I'm starting to realize my place looks more and more like some sort of Batcave...

Hmm not sure if I like this but 😂

Best xcode review ever

Sunday == fun_day

Pypi = 1
R = 0

Pypi won.

This one time, a client wanted a complete overhaul of her website.

I asked her for the credentials to the VPS, She gave me some random crap to try, cause clearly the site hadn't been touched since 2003 (and boy was it fugly).

Me: Maam, these aren't the correct details.

She sends in more crap to try...2 days pass with this back and forth.

Client: "contact steve, he should have the login details"

Me: ****Calls Steve *****
Me: "Maam, he says the login details are in your mail"

Client: "well, I don't remember this fact. Steve handled everything.
Hack into the website and then reset it.

The Russians did not need login details to hack into America's system. So please, do what you have to do to get us moving."

No jokes...that was the exact crap that came out of her fingers

A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"

What a developer says vs what they really mean.

For all my data fellows out there

My lead developer has a tendency of saying "that movie fucking sucks" every time I mention a movie.

From Saturday to Sunday, I have seen ready player one a total of 6 times. If tomorrow I mention it and he says that it sucked I am gonna go ahead and Texas bitch slap him across the face with the power of Spielberg.

There is only so much trolling I can take my dudes. And I really fucking enjoyed the movie.

If you haven't seen it then please go ahead!!!

What better way to understand TCP/IP and UDP :p :p haha

Dammit debug mode.

Friend: What is the worst feeling in the world.

Me:

"Living" means choosing the challenges you take on.

Expressing my inner nerd through my t-shirt choices.

The best bug bounty hunter

Message from God to Python developers

well, sorry Dave

I don't see women as objects.
I consider each to be in a class of her own

QA: It's not working.
Me: Are you getting 503 errors?
QA: No, just the one.

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

We all did that at least one time

notifications be like

Its not what it looks like... mom...

Outrageous!!!