I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

The fuckening

"cannot null. please try null again" Well, ok...

And the wait for the coworker begins..

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

Start them young

First day on new job. Hardware guy comes to my office, says "Hi, here is your computer" (no eye contact) and leaves a pile of boxes on the floor.

A few hours later I finished building the computer from scratch lol.
Not sure if it was some kind of test or just him being weird 😂

Yes I'm a developer, no I can't solve your generic IT problem :(

Things invented by the devil himself:
- charsets
- timezones

Oh my god i cannot detach technology 😞

If you've never experienced this you're too young

When my code gets past testing first time

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Basically

"I don't want to learn about variables and stuff, I just want to build an app."

pretty much sums it up...

Precision 😂

About the acquisition........

there's nothing we can do about that!

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Since 4 weeks i have during work my noise cancelling headphones on, thanks to the new open space office.
I don't even hear my phone ringing 😂

Don't let your code know it's getting reviewed. Bugs smell fear.

When you realize that you work 10x more than your startup co-founder...

When client compares his cheap 3 months old project App with well established multi Billion $ Bigwigs' Apps :|

"Look how cars are moving smoothly on map in UBER, I want something like that"

"Look how fast is GOOGLE Search"

"Look how AMAZON figures out what we want next"

Are you fuckin serious :|

Haha this happened to me once! But it took me a week to figure it out and after re-writing the code and hours upon hours of googling

Quote by my non-techie co-founder: when a developer says a new feature takes X amount of time, you always have to multiply X by PI to get the actual duration 🤓

When you work your ass off to meet the deadline and once you miraculously make it, the client decides to wait with the launch for a few more weeks.

When your code actually works in first try

Bug types:
- hardware 1%
- software 5%
- peopleware 94%