Ohh crap

Too real!!!

The future of IoT

Every damn time.

Priceless 😂😂😂

Confession of the day:
1. I work in release mode
2. I work on the main branch only
3. I test on production

Seems like the buzzword for non tech these days is... API. Probably only used 10% of the time in context.

And then there is this beauty...

What about Windows Phone so?

Rest in peace bro ..!

finally gave up smoking for good, man it feels good to be free from addiction, now, back to c++

Friend: Oh, so you are software dev. What do you write mostly at work?

Me: bugs

Made this for work after encountering 500+ line functions in the legacy code.

When you finish IT on University and you are trying to solve these problems in real life...

me all the time😂😂😂

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

What an I doing with my life? What's the meaning of all the efforts? What if I'll make a perfect own project?..

Oh, great, IDE is finally booted on!

Programmers of today are like the monks of the middle ages. We use a language that people don't understand, we spend all our time sitting in a room reading, and people constantly ask us for advice but never really listens to the answer.

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

How the fuck do people have an amazing GitHub profile full of contribution while still working and having a social Life??

Am I missing some secret or trick?

This struggle is real...

To all beginners out there, not all languages are created equal.

Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling in the mud with a pig; after a few minutes you realize the pig likes it.

My wife is turning into my project manager . . .

Me : Check out this game I'm building as a side project!

Wife : Wow that's really neat! I expect to be able to play it on my phone. 1 month?

Me: What? I haven't even learned how to port ...

Wife : (interrupts) ONE MONTH

Scope creep even at home *sigh

You know you are not normal and way outside of this world when you shake your head up and down, and get convinced while you read about new definitions on existing words ON A FUCKING SATURDAY!

How many are participating?!?!

When you go to a doctor and he starts to google your symptoms in front of you and reads you texts from wikipedia page of the disease he assumes you have, then writes you a prescription for some random meds.

Maybe he was a dev before.

Remember when...

When you find that there is no difference between the way client and Donald Trump speaks.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂