This made my day (and is the 3rd freaking time I try to get this shared here. Definitely need more coffee)

I have a peeeeeennn

I have some code

Uuuh

Codepen.io

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

I have no words...

These came in not too long ago. Time to get my kids to start coding!!!

People are fucking idiots. Had agreed to a meeting on Monday morning at 9 with some generic startup. Agreed to listen to their pitch after they had bugged me with hundred phonecalls and emails. It happened that my kid got sick during the previous night and this being the only meeting I decided to work from home and stay with the kid. I sent an email at 2am as apologizing, canceling the meeting and proposing a new time for another day this week.

Well at 9am I get a call from reception that my guests have arrived. I call the contact and she's angry at me that I didn't show. When I asked about the email she snaps at me: I don't have time to read emails on Monday mornings.

Well I don't give a flying fuck about your shitty pitch. Go fucking peddle your shit somewhere else if you can't handle your affairs and start snapping at me. FUCK.

Heartless

Got caught up fixing some styling today...

True story !!!

This is true 😂

Whenever I see a door that says push, I pull first to prevent conflicts.

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

reCAPTCHA isn't secure 😱

Reality

Worst Hackathon ? When you have coded so hard during 48 hours to have a functional prototype and the winners get trophee with a static PowerPoint, full of bullshit buzzwords...

Story of an IT guy 🔫

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Me listening to my boss trying to explain to a client how I fixed their shit...

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Banksy knows what's up

Just saw a rant about date formats between the US and every other country and saw this a few years ago. Seems appropriate

Sorry if repost

A group of chicken running Debian

This would be neat

Totally agreed.

So I decided to give Linux a try again.

Created live usb. Prepared myself to go through all the hassles at the beginning.

Booted in live USB. I can't see mouse cursor.

Searched in google, apparently a common problem with GTX 1070/1080 graphics cards.

Installed proprietary nvidia drivers with keyboard only. Took me about 20 minutes.

Finally managed to get the mouse cursor and install ubuntu. Time to boot and smell the fresh air of linux again.

Sound card doesn't work. Even the integrated mobo sound card doesn't work. Looked for a solution, found the bug in lunchpad but not solution yet. Everyone recommending to buy an external sound card.

I can't code without music. Decided to remove linux.

Booted back to Windows and removed linux partition. That fucked up my bootloader although I installed linux's efi loader completely separately.

Now I am sitting in front of my computer, with black grub screen, while trying to make a Windows 10 usb with my 7 years old broken laptop.

Next time I see a rant about Windows 10 that glorifies linux, I swear I'm gonna smack your face over standard TCP/IP

When deadline is near..