Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

Well said. Well said indeed.

Hopefully not a repost 😂

IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

And they all need commit messages

Machine Learning messed up!

Dedicated to All Programmers Who hate Testers

*client calls in*

Me: good morning, how can I help you?
Client: my ip is blocked, could you unblock it for me?
Me: certainly! What's your ip address? Then I'll have a look.
Client: I'm not giving you my ip?! That's too privacy sensitive.
Me: 😶
Me: 😶
Me: 😶
Me: sir, I'm very keen on my privacy myself but without that information I can't do much for you 😬
Client: ah so you're refusing to help me?
Me: not like that, it's just very hard to lift an ip block for me when I don't know the ip address.
Client: you just don't want to help, fine.

*click*

😶

I am the reference. Like a Boss :)

just Spider things XD

Try not to use floating point numbers in places where precision is important. Like for instance, money. Always store the base value where it makes the most sense

Never trust a users input!

"Don't learn Frameworks, learn techniques."

Never delete code immediately. Always comment it out first.

Filling a form :

Normal Person
Name: Jim Jennings
Comment: Nice Post

Developer
Name: asfsafsadsa
Comment: asfsafsadsa dsad sdfs fa

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Best error message I've found during my dev years.

"Error: An error has occurred!"

You don't say! :))

working in P@*nHub?
I tell you what is worst

Will the bug in my code please stand up?

I repeat

Will the bug in my code please stand up?

I think we have a problem here.

*music intensifies*

me.children += 1;
^_^

Who is capable of?

Lets all help them share their startup

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

We are in 2017! :)

I like my humour how I like my UI.

DARK.

Can totally relate to this

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