How to vertically center in css..

When your non-programmer friend tries to fit in with your programming buddies.

Vertical coding

There shall always be coffee and no releases on a Friday! #MyExecutiveOrder

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

Epic fail. I use a sleep timer in my music player and it occasionally fails to stop and clear the actual timer. It even perpetuates through when I actually turn off my phone, which is rather quite impressive. This is what I find when I turn my phone back on after the weekend. I don't even know how it's possible to have still been going when my phone is off... 🤔

Guys... I did it.

I just sit down and get to it...Nothing more. Maybe play a little C&C before, but that's about it

How programming teachers must feel sometimes...

Spare semi colon,

You are a tremendous cunt

Glad I've found you now.

- programmer's hiku

Me towards chrome browser: COME AT ME BRAH

Coincidence?

Work: there is little work for our freelancer we're getting rid of him at the end of the year
Me: are you sure, that will put a lot of work on my schedule.
Work: I'm sure you can handle it
*two weeks later*
Work: have you finished feature xyz yet
Me: nope had a server crash today so pushed it back
Work: why didn't you get "free lancers name here" to do it for you
Me: I could of if you didn't fire him, he could of also done the other features you want too
Work: ah ok

The new guy told me he doesn't want to make the code future proof as it's not agile.... Congrats goes to the management for successfully hiring as asshole...

How deploying servers could be like 😂

Heroes

Had to explain the difference between front and backend.

Restaurant:
Waiter == frontend
Cook == backend

Went to hackathon @ Google HQ in NYC. Gotta say it was pretty shitty. Most people are JavaScript nerds and some code in objective-C, xcode (4-5 out of 50). The rest are chemists, scientists and general folks. Not what I anticipated when you know it's more like iOS hackathon. Anyways it was good to see the shittiest demos in my life made in less than 12 hours. We had 4.5 people working on a toilet project called "I gotta go". Public bathroom locator... One guy coded in JS, xcode and react Native. Another dude was pushing all the code to GitHub and doing backend in firebase. The third guy was making a website for no reason and then I see it's hosted weebly. He hand coded first, I looked what he is doing - just HTML tags. Thank God some organizers helped us and we had a 4 click demo with basic text and no real functionality. Plus the website who never seen. What a fucking waste of $100 and two days.

Staying up past 2am makes me make weird things

😂 #error

Here is better picture. Map is kind of weird, but in the description of GDrive file there is a link to the original, where it looks better.
https://drive.google.com/open/...

##Rant

When you have an unused tv, turn it into a monitor.

Yay I'm hiring two new devs 😎 hope they are good

it's my birthday

bro everything isn't ok

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

!n case someone is unfamiliar with this joke ::

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

My family asked me what do I need in these holidays. "Dozen of Raspberry Pi", I replied.

They brought me 12 blueberry.

When you realize you haven't compiled in hours