Treat your employees right...

your life saviour. only developers will understand

I'm starting to really like this place

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Let's take a screenshot :)

Where did you two meet??😇😇😇

who designed this UI!!!

My cross to bear when any new game comes out.

Always Blue!!

There you go
😂😂😂

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

What end users seem like

"Could you quick make my website responsive?"

..sure, just let me press the responsive button on your website.

XCode = Expect the unexpected!

I make things I'm not proud of.

Safari : the new internet explorer! ❤️

Designer x Developer gif

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

almost always the case here in India while freelancing 😢

When you work your ass off to meet the deadline and once you miraculously make it, the client decides to wait with the launch for a few more weeks.

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati