When your PC tries to teach you philosophy

Credits: devHumor

Write a loop to download porn and fill your drive. Thank me later.

Programmer humor.

Honest speaks😜

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Found a post by G.R. on Linkedln:
"A lazy programmer is also often a good programmer:

- Writes little code to achieve the goal
- Automates all boring jobs
- He does not develop things he does not know yet
- Sleeps at night, then make sure that if the shutdown occurs, the system will restart
- He knows he forgets things, then writes readable and not cryptic code
- Try to reuse what he did
- He does not like copy-paste (too boring to keep)

It takes training to be lazy"

Love this quote

Javascript devs

Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

Got the shit?

sudo is life

Windows Operating System

The struggle is real

My dad sent me this 😂

Pun-developers....

Needing 10 points to create an avatar on devRant but being too asocial to console.log to real people.🙄

(This may or may not be the reason for this post.)

When progtammers throws emptyHeartPointingToNullException()

xD ;
😂😂😂😂

What happened to the collab section?

Exactly 😂😂

: reddit

Sometimes violence is the only one answer.

Has this been posted before? I dunno

But I think shit is hilarious.

If it has been posted before sorry, now fuck off and move along.

Thor's hammer with node module

Savage

The secret to less stress!

Thank you JS for challenging our lives

Print statement😂✌️

German went to Russia 3 times unprepared

1) World War 1
2) World War 2
3) World Cup 2018

It seems they never learn from their past
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Web browsers supported by my new project :
Firefox ✔️
Chrome ✔️
Internet Explorer ❌

God fucking DAMNIT

(source: twitter)