In IoT, S stands for "security"

Meanwhile in parallel universe.

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

The first code review

This really did happened to me in school.

After moving to SSD I noticed I'm too slow for my computer. When it finishes working I can feel it asking me "you done thinking m8?"

Installer wizards!

Woke up this morning with a fuck this shit mood. I need to write test specs for a system I don't know shit about, and it seems no one who work with this system wants to talk to me, so I gave up and started devranting and reading a game dev book. Fuck this shitty job.

When you have to convince any non programming friend that, no, you cannot just program his Video game ideas just like that...

Happiness

Usual legacy development flow (https://turnoff.us/geek/...)

My company just fired 20 people, and the next day instuted a program so salaried employees have to clock in and out. Of course not to effect our pay, just to keep their paranoid asses breathing down our necks. Also, no clocking in remotely so all the work I do from home won't be taken into account. Fucking micromanaging, ball-licking, scum-fuck, MBA, morons couldn't run a company if their lives depended on it. When will these soul-less, suit-wearing, shit-scarffers learn that treating your employees with respect and valueing actual work over bullshit metrics, is a better business strategy than treating them like fucking sheep to the slaughter. Fml, I gotta find a new job...

Some devs would kill for this fish bowl. Hanging out at The Next Web with the devRant team

I definitely need one of these!

Team Lead just filed a bug saying there was no errors on the server over the weekend. O.o

fuck you html & css, i hate you 😡

My sister's college is making them do their Final Year Project in VISUAL BASICS 6.
I mean WHY !?!?
Why use a software that's discontinued and they'll never use?

Life is like git...
Think before you commit

[Reception] : "Good evening, how may I assit you?"

[Guest] : "Hi... Yes, I can't seem to find my room."

[Reception] : "What room number do you have?"

[Guest] : "I'm in room 404..."

*Awkward silents*

[Reception] : "How did you access the room phone?"

*Hangs up*

23:30 :Let me fix something really quick before going to bed.
1 hour later: well actually I should also get this to work...
3 am: 2 hours to sleep left 😑

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Code reuse.

!rant: I just realized Devrant had a dark side. Screw the jedi, I'm joining the sith.

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

When the Dev gets too real.

1 bottle of beer on the wall take one away throw it away, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.

0 bottles of beer on the wall take one throw it away, 3560890 bottles of beer on the wall