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The more I use Linux at work the more I realize I should just use it permanently.

random love working in the terminal

joke/meme

Guys I really wanna make an avatar and don't have enough points but I've had a good day today and don't have anything to rant about.
You could make my day better by letting me make an avatar? :)

random help the last airbender avatar

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For those of you who are blessed with being able to use new technologies, enjoy it. I just got handed another system to maintain.. last comment in the code was written in 1995.

rant

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Those developers working under non-technical bosses, i understand your pain.

1. Pain when they don't realise that output != number of hours put in. Aaaaaaand that acting busy doesn't mean someone's working.
2. Pain when chilling out in office is necessary, because mind jobs don't work same as other jobs. Wherein if you don't vent it out you're gonna screw up the code. Them not getting that.
3. Pain of "meetings".
4. Pain of changing the feature when you're done, and them acting as if its a minor change.
5. Pain of vague requirements.
6. Pain of a product not thought through, and them trying to blame the implementation.

rant developers life office pain office politics office life developerslife non tech people programmer life non techie

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microsoftcommit
microsoftpush
microsoftpull

joke/meme

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No fucks given whatsoever

joke/meme bank devrant meme joke

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Bad product, 1/10

joke/meme mcafee mcdonalds

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So devRant is an app where people come to break non disclosure agreements.

random

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Privacy.

I have an Amazon Echo.
I've enabled Hey, Siri.
I've given Google the OK.
I don't tape my web cam.

And I find it highly amusing that someone has potentially seen my fat, hairy ass strut naked about my home office while singing "What's up" at the top of my lungs. Perhaps multiple times.

Should I feel bad? That I may have cost the American taxpayer money in the therapy required to rehabilitate those FBI or NSA agents that have witnessed me in my full glory?

joke/meme go ahead and watch its showtime

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Finally started on my home lab! Can’t wait to do some fancy things with it!!!

Dell PowerEdge 2950
$10.00 (+tax)

Edit: tags and photo

rant dell poweredge

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A recruiter just signed their LinkedIn message off with "talk nerdy to me" O_o

rant recruiters

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That moment you're 8 beers deep into your program at 4am, so focused and then realized you've been crossing your legs doing the pee pee dance in your chair so you don't piss yourself because your bladder is full and you just say "ok bathroom break after I finish this method, then one more beer."

devrant one more can't hurt bathroom break 4am beer

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Thanks GDPR, for practically and efficiently unsubscribing me from almost everything I forgot I was ever/not signed up for. My inbox is going to be a lot cleaner after this tsunami of confirmations, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!

random subscription privacy email gdpr

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Just one last commit

joke/meme after programming before github commit coding code programmer

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Are you sure ?

joke/meme cloud computing

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Instagram, a social network all about pictures... No, you can't see them full screen!

rant ui/ux

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private float truth = 1f;

joke/meme i need sleep

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rant

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