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A REAL Ducky for REAL Problems...

joke/meme cuddleduck devduck ducky duck

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today the inevitable finally happened.. I put my password in the code and committed to github.

rant

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The end has begun

joke/meme

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Thanks! For the reminder :D
Got this result when searching for localhost:3000.

People are awesome!!

undefined rant server localhost webapp forgot code

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Rockstar dev🤘🏻

joke/meme

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Amazon Drive offers the most comprehensive data redundancy known to mankind.

"Your data synced. A LOT."™

undefined amazon drive redundancy dafuq

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Sigh..

rant

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I kinda like PHP.

rant wk81

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My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

rant blessed

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$19billion later, here we are

joke/meme

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She runs C shells by the seashore

joke/meme

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Always include special characters

joke/meme

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I found a duck today and just had to put a little cape on it 😂
I guess you could say..I really want the d 😏
Sadly I could not convince it to become my companion 😭

joke/meme come to me ducky

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So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

joke/meme lego funny setup

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Hence proved, CSS is more difficult than rocket science..

undefined rocket science css

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When you try to fix a library

rant too many files big library meme

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When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

joke/meme github

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😂😂😂😂😂

joke/meme play store google application development

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Good doggo

undefined notmine indexstartswith0

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All this stupid people working. I got a 8 Million $ Check from a south african prince. All i need to do is pay 3000$ for the paperwork. Im out you idiots.

undefined humor ironie stupidness

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Me: *Working intently on project*
Gf: "Why are you just googling stuff & copying"

WELCOME TO PROGRAMMING 101

rant thestruggle stackoverflow non-devs

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SO: " What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?"
Best One :

undefined ai all over my body

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Just wondering .....

undefined hackerman hacker hacking

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Nice...

joke/meme

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> Comments are there only for you, please delete them before pushing your code.

I want to kill everyone who suggests that, slaughter them like animals!

undefined order 66 wk66

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xkcd: AI in a nutshell

joke/meme ai xkcd

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Linux distributions.

undefined linux

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*Working on android app life is good, but iMac suddenly became slow*
Me: Wonder what I have open
*After checking and found only Android studio and FF Developer edition*
*Checks RAM: 654MB remaining*
*Closes Android Studio*
RAM: 4.83GB remaining

T_T

undefined android studio fuck java google ram

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Me: "can we go to the cinema this weekend?"
gf: "uhm, maybe if blablabla..."
Me: "boolean!"
gf: "true"
...

undefined girls booleans

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So today I found out I'm a Senior Developer. Was I told nope. Just found it on my contact details on the company address book. Ask boss about it he said yes I am. Would have been nice to have been told I was promoted...

rant developer promotion bosses who needs communication anyway

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