Should a follow feature be added to follow our favourite ranter??
What do you say fellow ranters?

"Jabba the Script" that's how my girlfriend calls JavaScript.

Hide and seek champion...

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Since 1958

I've spent more time making design decisions rather than actual coding

My friend always told me not to use my real name as username. I ignored him. Now I realise why.

😨

The client wanted to add "offline mode" to a massive webapp we had just completed.

dfox is like our virtual mom. Even if no one likes our rants he will always like it 😃

Original Apollo 11 commander module code wrote in Assembler: https://github.com/chrislgarry/...

When the client thinks WordPress is a coding language.

When people call themselves a "professional web developer," but all they do is set up a Wordpress site with a custom skin. Alright then! 🙄

You aint no dev son

Took 1 hour to write code...1 day to find missing semi colon..

job ad said "need senior back-end developer", with skills:java, c++, node.js,etc. went to their office for interview and they just needed man for installing windows and things like that.
Conclusion: dont fu*kin put every language in requirements you heard when dont need any of them

When suddenly I have no idea what I'm doing with the code

You know, I think this is one tattoo I wouldn't mind getting 🤔

Does anybody uses Lets Encrypt ? Is it reliable ?

Great little find guys.

The 'fuck' command.

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

Job Ad says "Web Developer". Requested skills were HTML, CSS, PHP & XML. Go to interview & get grilled about my design skills. Web Developer != Web Designer people! Get it together! 🙄🙄🙄

My Crush who is a bookworm: what do u do?
me: i am a writer
she: wow thats soo cool
me: (excited inside)
she: what did u write recently?
me: code
she: 😐

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True Story

Generally happy about being norwegian but...:
<p>Husk: Du kan ikke bruke ��� i filnavn.</p>

Translated from Norwegian:
"Remember: You can't use ��� in filenames."

Ever spend hours debugging and your coworker mutters "... It's probably XYZ" and they are right? 😵

Some serious rants at YouTube today I'm sure ...

How do you find where is a developper ?

To every coders facing hard times out there -

"Don't worry it's all just plain text"

When you love your job and team but you watch all your friends get stress balls and stickers

person who didn't know the difference between JavaScript and Java, and yet somehow was a senior engineer.... Bosses Son

Yes I'm a developer, no I can't solve your generic IT problem :(

When you are about to go to bed and this happens...