That's the spirit

Sarcasm, because people around the office don't think I'm enough of a dick

Why didn't GitLab ask the NSA for backups?

Naiive

Regression

CLI > GUI

Found this gem in a thrift shop. ~$9/8€

Feeling of world's best engineer...

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.

Happy coding ! :)

Boss : Change the website to look more professional.

Me : Change comes from within.

*fired*

Main () though

Bash scripts. If it can't be done in a bash script; you haven't looked at enough stack overflow pages.

The only colleague I'd ever need.

Everybody loves Man In The Middle jokes.

Well, everybody except Alice and Bob.
😂

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

God is one of us

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

HTTP return codes cheat sheet :
1** : Hold on
2** : Here you go
3** : Go away
4** : You fucked up
5** : I fucked up

They break your heart too 😭💔

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Schrödinger's chat