15,000 line main. It’s our flagship product. 🤮

Me after fixing the bugs by putting 'throws Exception' in the main function.

lol, this made my day

GF: I swear, you're spending more time staring at the screen than actually typing anything.
ME: Because literally 80% of coding is staring at the screen thinking about how to code something. My mind is an endless void of possible approaches to a problem.

How my C programs may as well be written:

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Segmentation fault\n");
return 0;
}

One of the main reasons I still stick with my current job - 15th floor.

Me being a good collegue teaching my friend basic C++ for upcoming exam and trying my best not tore my friend apart.

Crime scene: university's library, today, 1PM.

Me: Create a new class, just type 'class' and hit TAB
Him: I'm trying to but it pastes some code
Me: That's the point of hitting TAB.. now that we are finished, include it in your main file, the one with main entry point
Him: I have no such thing
Me: Look for main function
Him: There's none, what is it called?
Me: ...main
Him: Yeah, what is it called?
Me: ..main, the name is main
Him: I get it, but what is it called?
Me: 'MAIN' FOR GODS SAKE, THE NAME IS 'MAIN' *points towards my code*..
Him: Oh, okay, I get it now
Me: Ok, let's compile
*Error pops on his screen*
Him: You know what, I don't think you can really program.. *closes laptop and walks away*.

FML

So, appearantly "excel" is a programming language.
And I am rejected couse "I don't even know main computer programs".
FML

Programming preferences..

I sometimes name the main stylesheet home, so all styles are Home.less

Don't try to do everything on the main method.

Good part : I'm on devRant more than I'm on Facebook.

Bad part : In on devRant more than I'm coding.

me:
#include<stdio.h>
main() {
printf("Hello World");
}

compiller:

Comes home after 6 days in the hospital.

Turns on main rig.

Windows Update.

Typical.

When you SSH into the wrong server and accidentally shutdown the main site 😑

sudo apt-get random-tool

Traceback (most recent call last):

Aborting because there's a fork in the spoon compartment on line 43 in main

Error this script only works on Python 2.7 and maybe 4.1 on line 59 in main

Missing symbols when trying to decipher Sumerian recipe for steamed vegetables on line 67 in main

Cannot open shared object: Your OS is a bully and is hiding my files on line 98 in main

Are you sure all directories matching ^(/)?([^/\0]+(/)?)+$ are in your $PATH on line 268 in main

Your computer is kind of vibrating in an annoying way on line 332 in main

Failing because I'm feeling insecure please hold me on line 587 in main

I'm feeling confused about my sentience when running TensorFlow models on line 682 in main

FUCK

HAS ANYONE EVER MANAGED TO JUST FUCKING INSTALL A PYTHON BASED APPLICATION WITHOUT DEBUGGING RANDOM COMPUTER STATE SHIT AND DEPENDENCIES FOR THREE HOURS?

main.cpp 😨

What did function() say to main ()?

Call me maybe

Confession of the day:
1. I work in release mode
2. I work on the main branch only
3. I test on production

New job
New project
Main React component file
20028 loc
Can’t make this shit up

Main () though

int main()
{
bool NeedPoints = true;
int Points = 0;
if (NeedPoints)
{
Points++;
if (Points > 10)
{
CreateAvatar();
NeedPoints = false;
}
}
}

Jokes aside, I hope no one is using USB as their main or only way of storage in 2017.

Work has gone from. "WHAT AM I DOING! "To "WHY AM I THE MAIN PROGRAMMER!!!"

Get videos for main page

My algorithms professor uses safari on Windows as his main browser

#include <iostream>

int main(){
std::cout<<"hello there i'm new here\n";
return 0;
}

void main ()
{
//Not working code
Also not working code
}

My main problem while learning new programming languages

There are two main versions of Python.

When you want to have it work with both of them, things can get really ugly. :(

Fun fact: master’s degree is now called main degree

My favorite in every language is main () because that is where the game begins.

import java.util.Exception;
try {
public class A {
public static void main(String args[]) {
new Exception();
}
}
}
catch(Exception e) {
System.out.println("Got you BITCH");
}

My first code :-
#include<stdio.h>
void main()
{ printf("Hello Divya"); }

Output :- I have a boyfriend...

Canadian C:

#include<stdio.h>
#define eh ;
main() {
printf("Hello World") eh
}

#include<iostream>

int main()
{
std::cout<<"Hello Everyone. I'm New Here";
return 0;
}

"For those that don't know: Alpine Linux is a security-oriented, lightweight Linux distribution based on musl libc and busy box. The latest version of Alpine Linux v3.3 weighs in at a whopping 5MB. Not bad for a full blown Linux OS considering 5MB is same size as the Windows Start button."

That last sentence made me laugh so badly :D

Rocky Linux.

The ancient Linux distro, presumably the main desktop Linux used by cavemen.

You can still see some instances running these days.

First step of creating antivirus,

void main() {
printf("✅Scan Complete.
0 threat found.
Upgrade to premium");
}

Went to a hackathon once where the main rule was - "No abuse of one another with respect to operating systems"

My first code:-

#include<stdio.h>
void main() {
printf("Hello Priya");
}

Output:- I have a boyfriend!

My programs never crash. I wrap my main functions in a try catch, and silently ignore exceptions.

Buttons that constantly move around the page, because of loading content, is the main reason I have trust issues.

Soooo... Is it time to rename the master branch to something like "main"?

main() should be start()

FINALLY!

One of our main software products is getting a dark theme.

I'm so happy

Finally finished my Pacman clone (atleast all main things I wanted to complete)
Took me 1.5 years :/
Score wasn't on attempt :D

Today `master` turned into `main` for me on Github and I was like "wait did someone make a branch on my repo."

Should of been called the "magic" branch because shit breaks for no reason like magic.

main()
{
printf("Hello devs");
}

Hahaha! Saw this in Whatpulse mail.

Merging my slaves into “main” just isn’t the same.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
/s

Kali Linux offering Certificate programs. Main problem.

So apparently calling the main() function inside the same main(), without a base case doesn't give an error in C 😑
Why ?!
Why the hell is it allowed ?!

wooah.... devRant's front page got a whole redesign....

... though it feels sort of main-stream now...

You don't ever have to pass parameters...
If everything is in main. 👌

Am I the only one who still uses a 5 yo Android smartphone as its main device?

How to trigger social justice warriors...

What is the worst production mistake you made?

Mine is restarting one of the main servers (wrong terminal window).

I added under my LinkedIn description a P.S. (post scriptum)
Don't contact me if your main browser is Internet Explorer.

The feeling, when you realize that devRant uses PHP as main language... priceless..

haters gonna hate :D

Thanks, @dfox

That's how computers look in our school (with main focus on science)...

"Windows XP"
"No internet"

Coz dual boot is too main stream...

I need some suggestions for a funny wifi name.

Preferably something tech related, but funny is the main priority lol

Changing default branch name from "master" to "main" is just one more entry in the already very long list of "things sane people must do because some retarded american woke up one day and decided to be offended".
I am so fucking tired of the entire world having to accommodate to the first-world-problems of some spoiled brat just because they happen to be american.

My main Christmas present(s)!
I doubt it'll stay this tidy for very long

echo "hopes" > /dev/null

#include <iostream>
using namespace std

int main();
{
cout << "Hello devRant!"
}

Friday Eve: Closing eclipse project happily at work. Everything works sorta fine.

Monday morning: Opening eclipse project again. Everything is like i left it. "Main class could not be found."

What the fuck eclipse?

Inside main(), because it gets executed first

Just two wishes!
#1 : Way to download images rather than having to screenshot
#2 : Code with syntax hilighting
#3 : I know I'm of by one, but a coding font maybe?

Don't let your main project know you're cheating on him...

Skyrim SE looks great, never would've guessed being able to draw d*cks on the main menu would become a feature....

Best: making Arch Linux my main driver.
Worst: as above.

#Personal_Opinion

I'm still a little annoyed at the fact that GitHub started pushing us to name the first branch "main" instead of "master".

What kind of genius pulls the power cable of the main server through the PSU lever of an old useless server?
I had to pull out the PSU and let it hang on the powercord just to be able to pull the old ugly bastard out... fucking genius, really!

Now I have to wait until the evening to shut down the main server and remove the hangman PSU.
I just really fucking hope and pray that restarting the main server will not cause errors. It has been on for 2 years and never been updated since then.

To create your avatar: go to the menu (top left icon) on the main feed, tap "profile", and then tap "Build Avatar". Enjoy!

#define void 🦈
#define main() 🐬
#define { 🐋
#define } 🐳
#define printf("hello sea world"); 🌍

🦈 🐬
🐋
🌍
🐳

#include<life.h>

void main()
{
while(alive)
{
outcome = do(mistake);
learn(outcome);
}
}

Bots get me better than people at times

New dev prefers mariadb over postgresql, which is okay.

But his main reason is 'the smaller docker image'

What an argument, wtf

I think today's the day, when I finally drop my dual booting safety net and install Linux exclusively on my main desktop

My programming teacher told me we need to solve problems using functions. Theoretically, main is a function .-.

I wrote almost all the java code in Main.java
why did I do that?
WHY DID I DO THAT?

Hey there - I'm pain and I've finally found devRant.

Who wants to be first >:D

devRant logo in the web version main page is cropped just a bit at the right edge.

Have a nice day!

Just realised I can guess your main programming language by whether your nickname is in lower/camel case 🤔

They renamed "master" to "main".

Finally! Slavery and racism are solved!

When other team members do literally anything in the main branch

Our company is changing the default branch on our main repo from master to main.

We're literally on the verge of global genocide and a holocaust, and people are worried about over-sensitive people's feelings. I'm sure a branch change will end racism.

What are your main desktop storage sizes? My are:

SSD: 256 GB
HDD: 1 TB

Let's write some Java line by line, go!

public static void main(String[] args) {

> Install linux
> Completely fuck up windows partition
> Can't get into safe mode
> The main program you use is windows only

fml

Not dev related but:

Main game: 7gb
Updates: 52gb
Wtf....

I like ` main() ` a lot.. it kinda makes things work

Apparently the fire hose in our building wasn't connected to the water main, because the legislation stated the building owner had to install a fire hose, not connect a fire hose to the water main.

package FirstRant

import "fml"

func main( ) {
fmt.Println("Hello, DevRant")
}

I wanna make you feel what you have brought into my house!!

I was working with security cameras once in a home automation project. One of those camera particularly stand out by offering a cgi without password request to view and change the current passwort and username.

Seriously wtf is wrong with you? I mean this thing automatically connects to an internet service offering everyone to connect to it with that passwort and username. And I know some of you might say "hey chill the cgi is only available on the wifi" - dammit no. Security is a lifestyle do it complete or get the fuck out. God knows what other mistakes there might be hidden in that thing screaming out to everyone to watch me taking a shit.

But that's not the end of it. My company arranged a call to the technical support of that camera so that I can explain the problem and a patch gets released. Those guys didn't give a shit about it and were even laughing at me. Fuck you!

So whoever is responsible - I will find you - and you will never see me coming.

Regarding my last rant: I AM FUCKING DUMB!

When I receive data from the master Arduino, a hardware interrupt runs and oversteps my main loop stuff!

Lesson? NEVER WRITE HARDWARE LATCHES ON THE MAIN LOOP WITH A HARDWARE INTERRUPT WHICH IS MOST OF YOUR FUCKING CODE!!

Go is fast they said, Go is lightweight they said.

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
var nums []int
for i := 10; i > 0; i++ {
nums = append(nums, i)
i--
}
fmt.Println(nums)
}

# htop
| PID | USER | VIRT | %CPU | %MEM
| 12048 | root | 16.9g | 101.3 | 94.2

WTF is eating my resources to hell and.... oh... oh im a dickhead!

OMG ... please.
Digital era 2018 - Data secuity forum.
Main topic - GDPR.
First talker talks about blockchain.

when noobs mistake the local IP for the main IP

Saw someone talking about Vivaldi, tried it, and now thinking about making it my main browser :D

I just noticed visualizing git is like a timeline with alternate realities and a lot of time travel. The main branch is the main timeline and the branches are like fixes from the past to try and make the future better they merge when the future is fixed otherwise if someone or something fucked up time traveling it becomes the main timeline.

public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}
}

sorry for my messy code

Java's main method.

I couldn't work without it!

Aaaa stop this issue with renaming everything furcubimofawasggkdjgdkkf whitelist blacklist git blame and the master of em all, the main branch

I use Yahoo! as my main email. Please don't hate me.

That chilly feel when you hard brick your new phone. I am experiencing that.

when somebody searched Gmail.com from the main Google homepage......

When you have a ton of business logic in one of the main services. Good or bad?

Anyone else feel that the main code base they work on is so old and clusterfucked it could do with a rewrite?

How to make enemies:

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void) {
while(1) fork();
}

main(), toString(), isEmpty(), .printStackTrace() maybe not favorites but most used for sure

devRant graduated to the main screen ❤

#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("Hello DevRant");
return 0;
}

😉

Hm.. I wonder if maybe Google finally hired a deaf person....

This stuff is the main reason I wanted to work for Google.

include <studio.h>
int year;
int main(){
if (year==2016){}
else{
printf("Happy %d!!",year);
be happy;
}
return 0;
}

When did Github change its first branch's name to main from master !? Wth..

The SJWs have won !?

Half the county just lost power. A main distribution station got fucked.

FML

Fun fact: Nokia's main font was designed by the guy who made Comic Sans.

soy eating developer: * change the name of his master branch to "main" *

Me: That's it, you ended racism!

#include<stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("True. True. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.\n");
return 0;
}

That moment when you remove a giant CSS vendor lib from the project repo and it goes from 60% main language and 40% CSS, to 90% main language

WTF C++?! I liked you, I defended you, I told people about you. Then you go and do shit like this:

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
to
auto main(int argc, char* argv[])->int

Seriously C++ WTF?!

meta:
I wish the main tag (rant, joke/meme, etc) is separated from the added tags

checkout ... wait uh

Oh MAIN ....

This is all very inconvenient.

Is it real that github are changing master to main? Does this mean I need to call my dungeon master main now? She’s not going to be happy...

The main challenge with building a free education platform is to convince people to actually contribute to it. :(

Starting "Go"

package main
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("Hello Go World")
}

My iPhone has two pages for apps, the main page and not the main page - none start on the main page and few ever make it. DevRant has made it to the main page 😊

They used strcmp (PHP) on the main server as only form of authentication...

i regret having windows 10 as my main os for coding work

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main() {
cout << "Hello world" << endl;
}

If it works, It's time for a coffee break!! :)

i3 - vim

I love react native but I hate the fact that I have to type

cd android && ./gradlew cleanBuildCache && cd .. && react-native bundle --platform android --dev false --entry-file index.js --bundle-output android/app/src/main/assets/index.android.bundle --assets-dest android/app/src/main/res/ && cd android && ./gradlew assembleDebug

just to generate an apk file.

There is a lot of emotions in this command

Understanding the usage of

public static void main (String... args)

master -> main/default/primary
slave -> secondary
blacklist -> deny list
whitelist -> allow list

Let the age of newspeak commence!

When your friends wants you to help them code in Java and they type

public void Main String

without any instruction ...

I waste 50 minutes reading tutorials and StackOverflow answers just to configure to my Git and GitHub account so that I can push the main local branch to the main remote branch from my terminal, and I still can't do it.

Fml.

A legacy custom made WordPress Theme.

Old developer made main styling sheet with 8000+ lines of code with no component separation.

I think :talentSource is the main hiring source these days, LinkedIn!

Fuck off apache and ur fckinn 10 thousand different goddamn ports in use i can not start my python server bcz hhhhh too many processes use the main port and i need the main port to run the website

Tired of ur shit apache2

I want to change my main OS to Linux, but the games I play does not support Linux.
Help.

I have an internal perception of myself. It isn't an image like a memory is, and it's not a description such as a sentence, but it's purely a feeling. I feel it in the core of my soul, not my body. And when I listen to Minecraft volume Alpha, it transforms my internal perception for the duration of album and the feeling lingers afterwards.

By now I must have a year of in game time and hearing those sounds and seeing the old textures brings be back to the days of middle school playing Minecraft Pocket Edition Lite on my first phone.

I wasn't happier back then. I'm just as happy today as I was back then. But restoring my inner self to that time, just briefly, is wonderful.

I'm thankful to Minecraft for being a great game. It has seen many changes in it's public perception. In the beginning, it was for all ages. Deadmau5 played it, notch developed it. It was a different beast. Then, without the content of the game changing at all, it became a child's game. Then it became a child's game that PewDiePie played and it was acceptable to play without any shame again. And now, once again, it is on a downward slope to being a child's game.

No matter what the shifting sands of public view on the game is, I will always hold this game close to my heart and I will continue to play it whether it's socially acceptable or not. If for nothing else than to remind my soul of a simpler time.

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf("Come at me. I give opening curly brackets their own line, use Dvorak and use tabs!")
}

How many people have not yet seen a Stack Overflow main page ?

That moment you reboot the main devserver because the namingscheme makes no sense

is vagueing on main a new meme? what's with all these non rants?

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void){
while(1) fork();
}

// Enjoy :)

I hate when build takes forever to complete and all my enthusiasm drains out.

The main reason I am not being productive.

Yaaaay, cells now size themselves correctly on the main feed! (Profile view still needs some work but it’s also improved some)

Please add mentions in the main rant, please!

void main(){
print("very");
funny();
}

void funny(){
print("funny, ");
funny();
}

A test class without JUnit and with main...

Just started learning HTML, css and JavaScript. What are the main components to learn thoroughly besides the DOM.

Switched to Visual Studio Code as my main editor when not using an IDE and really enjoy it way more than I thought

My main development focus is getting paid. Oh and front-end dev stuff.

For this program alone Starting point is this get method not main...
-------
By my Oops lecturer.

++ if you've ever had to type something along these lines:

def main(args):
do = some
stuff = here

if __name__ == '__main__':
main()

trying to figure out the best way to write a driver script for a processing pipeline and the choices have boiled down to;

a) define "new" main functions where necessary
b) learn subprocess module
c) write a bash script to do it instead

still not sure what I'm going with...

The main light in my room broke a while ago, but I don't really mind

What are the 3 main things a Recruiter wants to know when say "Tell me about you" ?

when i change main programming language.

me: Wow, this language is much better!!

language: (singing) I will always love you!!!!

//not an actual rant
Just curious how many non software students/employers/people code while it is not their main profession

Using Kali Linux as my main desktop os 🤔😎

You got to be fucking kidding me both my computer's!? My main decided to self destruct last night

Cool or just plain sh*t??

public static void turnItUpTo(int val) {
this.setLevel(val);
}

public static void main(String[] args) {
turnItUpTo(11);
System.out.println("Rock out");
}

Instead of looping through your entire project, just recursively calling main() to restart every time it would otherwise end

no matter what I am developing, the starting process will always be done inside a function named "main"

Some day somebody will start bringing ads to CLI's and that's when we know we have grown enough.

fn main() {
printf!("Hello World");
}

There are two types of people in this world, those that understand that arrays start at 0 and
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException: Index: 2, Size: 2 at java.util.ArrayList.rangeCheck(ArrayList.java:653) at java.util.ArrayList.get(ArrayList.java:429) at NewClass2.main(NewClass2.java:7)

Silly question: what is the main difference between a procedural programming paradigm and a functional paradigm?

I was so happy that a programmer was one of the main charcters in the new Baywatch movie!!!

Windows won't be the main gaming is for long ;)

That moment when you realize you spend more money on the non-main hobbies (aircraft shit, coffee, shooting at the shooting range) than on your main passion (programming and tech shit) :^)

Shit shit shit!!
Main site isn't functioning

Goal for 2018, install Gentoo as main os on laptop, this year I should make the jump

Feature request: Setting to display whole image on main feed without having to click into the rant :)

int main() {
}
or
int main()
{
}

DevRant to me is a main place void of bullshits... To sum it up it feels like Home😌

I'm genuinely curious: Is there anyone here who is offended by the use of the name 'master' for a Git repository 'main' branch? If we all moved to 'main' and never used 'master' again (for anything, Git or not) would that make a difference to you?

Having open space office is like having Slack with only one main channel

Main branch running locally - fine
Main branch locally connected to QA dB - fine
Main branch on QA server with QA dB - NOPE

OK - build main locally, push to QA server - fine
WTF.jpg
Main build by build server, push to QA - nope

Rebuild QA vm and dB - build main, push to QA - nope

Turn on full server logging - PASS.

MAXIMUM WHAT

OK, here goes nothing: now, I absolutely hate putting the main function at the end of the file and everything else above it.

Changing your main editor or IDE and type all the time your old shortcuts.

That feeling when you upgraded an internally used library from TypeScript 1.8 to 2.5 getting rid of the typings dependency and fixed its bug highlighted by the upgrade and all tests are green -- that feeling would not be rantworthy.

Realizing on trying to publish the new version that the master branch is not the actual master branch but a branch called 0.3 is. Of course I cannot merge my changes back there.

I don't mind a different main branch name. Yet don't call it a version, that's what tags are for. And for all that's holy, please set the proper main branch in your bitbucket / GitHub / gitlab so that I can find out easily.

Now I've wasted half a day and if you're looking for me: I'm gone searching for the motivation of doing the same shit again for the "main" branch.

Is this okay, why or why not? (I see this used that's why I ask

public static Main instance = new Main();

The side project that takes up more time than the last side project I started. Wait what was the main project again?

Well, I work with a language that does not have ++ and -- but it's kind of cool though.

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
int b = 2;
printf(b | !b?);
}

What do you guys think are the best vim plugins available?

master -> main, classic Euphemism Treadmill.