I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

15,000 line main. It’s our flagship product. 🤮

Me after fixing the bugs by putting 'throws Exception' in the main function.

lol, this made my day

GF: I swear, you're spending more time staring at the screen than actually typing anything.
ME: Because literally 80% of coding is staring at the screen thinking about how to code something. My mind is an endless void of possible approaches to a problem.

How my C programs may as well be written:

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Segmentation fault\n");
return 0;
}

One of the main reasons I still stick with my current job - 15th floor.

Me being a good collegue teaching my friend basic C++ for upcoming exam and trying my best not tore my friend apart.

Crime scene: university's library, today, 1PM.

Me: Create a new class, just type 'class' and hit TAB
Him: I'm trying to but it pastes some code
Me: That's the point of hitting TAB.. now that we are finished, include it in your main file, the one with main entry point
Him: I have no such thing
Me: Look for main function
Him: There's none, what is it called?
Me: ...main
Him: Yeah, what is it called?
Me: ..main, the name is main
Him: I get it, but what is it called?
Me: 'MAIN' FOR GODS SAKE, THE NAME IS 'MAIN' *points towards my code*..
Him: Oh, okay, I get it now
Me: Ok, let's compile
*Error pops on his screen*
Him: You know what, I don't think you can really program.. *closes laptop and walks away*.

FML

So, appearantly "excel" is a programming language.
And I am rejected couse "I don't even know main computer programs".
FML

Programming preferences..

I sometimes name the main stylesheet home, so all styles are Home.less

Don't try to do everything on the main method.

Good part : I'm on devRant more than I'm on Facebook.

Bad part : In on devRant more than I'm coding.

me:
#include<stdio.h>
main() {
printf("Hello World");
}

compiller:

Comes home after 6 days in the hospital.

Turns on main rig.

Windows Update.

Typical.

*Scrolling through devRant*

*Battery at 10%*

*Scrolls through devRant faster*

When you SSH into the wrong server and accidentally shutdown the main site 😑

What did function() say to main ()?

Call me maybe

sudo apt-get random-tool

Traceback (most recent call last):

Aborting because there's a fork in the spoon compartment on line 43 in main

Error this script only works on Python 2.7 and maybe 4.1 on line 59 in main

Missing symbols when trying to decipher Sumerian recipe for steamed vegetables on line 67 in main

Cannot open shared object: Your OS is a bully and is hiding my files on line 98 in main

Are you sure all directories matching ^(/)?([^/\0]+(/)?)+$ are in your $PATH on line 268 in main

Your computer is kind of vibrating in an annoying way on line 332 in main

Failing because I'm feeling insecure please hold me on line 587 in main

I'm feeling confused about my sentience when running TensorFlow models on line 682 in main

FUCK

HAS ANYONE EVER MANAGED TO JUST FUCKING INSTALL A PYTHON BASED APPLICATION WITHOUT DEBUGGING RANDOM COMPUTER STATE SHIT AND DEPENDENCIES FOR THREE HOURS?

main.cpp 😨

New job
New project
Main React component file
20028 loc
Can’t make this shit up

Main () though

int main()
{
bool NeedPoints = true;
int Points = 0;
if (NeedPoints)
{
Points++;
if (Points > 10)
{
CreateAvatar();
NeedPoints = false;
}
}
}

Jokes aside, I hope no one is using USB as their main or only way of storage in 2017.

Get videos for main page

Work has gone from. "WHAT AM I DOING! "To "WHY AM I THE MAIN PROGRAMMER!!!"

My algorithms professor uses safari on Windows as his main browser

#include <iostream>

int main(){
std::cout<<"hello there i'm new here\n";
return 0;
}

void main ()
{
//Not working code
Also not working code
}

My main problem while learning new programming languages

My favorite in every language is main () because that is where the game begins.

Fun fact: master’s degree is now called main degree

import java.util.Exception;
try {
public class A {
public static void main(String args[]) {
new Exception();
}
}
}
catch(Exception e) {
System.out.println("Got you BITCH");
}

My first code :-
#include<stdio.h>
void main()
{ printf("Hello Divya"); }

Output :- I have a boyfriend...

#include<iostream>

int main()
{
std::cout<<"Hello Everyone. I'm New Here";
return 0;
}

Canadian C:

#include<stdio.h>
#define eh ;
main() {
printf("Hello World") eh
}

"For those that don't know: Alpine Linux is a security-oriented, lightweight Linux distribution based on musl libc and busy box. The latest version of Alpine Linux v3.3 weighs in at a whopping 5MB. Not bad for a full blown Linux OS considering 5MB is same size as the Windows Start button."

That last sentence made me laugh so badly :D

My programs never crash. I wrap my main functions in a try catch, and silently ignore exceptions.

First step of creating antivirus,

void main() {
printf("✅Scan Complete.
0 threat found.
Upgrade to premium");
}

My first code:-

#include<stdio.h>
void main() {
printf("Hello Priya");
}

Output:- I have a boyfriend!

Went to a hackathon once where the main rule was - "No abuse of one another with respect to operating systems"

Soooo... Is it time to rename the master branch to something like "main"?

Buttons that constantly move around the page, because of loading content, is the main reason I have trust issues.

main() should be start()

FINALLY!

One of our main software products is getting a dark theme.

I'm so happy

main()
{
printf("Hello devs");
}

Finally finished my Pacman clone (atleast all main things I wanted to complete)
Took me 1.5 years :/
Score wasn't on attempt :D

Today `master` turned into `main` for me on Github and I was like "wait did someone make a branch on my repo."

Should of been called the "magic" branch because shit breaks for no reason like magic.

Vim users be like : "It took me 3 months to learn how to actually use Vim and I'm am totally gonna brag about it".

Merging my slaves into “main” just isn’t the same.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
/s

Hahaha! Saw this in Whatpulse mail.

You don't ever have to pass parameters...
If everything is in main. 👌

Kali Linux offering Certificate programs. Main problem.

So apparently calling the main() function inside the same main(), without a base case doesn't give an error in C 😑
Why ?!
Why the hell is it allowed ?!

wooah.... devRant's front page got a whole redesign....

... though it feels sort of main-stream now...

How to trigger social justice warriors...

Am I the only one who still uses a 5 yo Android smartphone as its main device?

What is the worst production mistake you made?

Mine is restarting one of the main servers (wrong terminal window).

I added under my LinkedIn description a P.S. (post scriptum)
Don't contact me if your main browser is Internet Explorer.

The feeling, when you realize that devRant uses PHP as main language... priceless..

haters gonna hate :D

Thanks, @dfox

That's how computers look in our school (with main focus on science)...

"Windows XP"
"No internet"

Coz dual boot is too main stream...

Changing default branch name from "master" to "main" is just one more entry in the already very long list of "things sane people must do because some retarded american woke up one day and decided to be offended".
I am so fucking tired of the entire world having to accommodate to the first-world-problems of some spoiled brat just because they happen to be american.

I need some suggestions for a funny wifi name.

Preferably something tech related, but funny is the main priority lol

My main Christmas present(s)!
I doubt it'll stay this tidy for very long

echo "hopes" > /dev/null

Friday Eve: Closing eclipse project happily at work. Everything works sorta fine.

Monday morning: Opening eclipse project again. Everything is like i left it. "Main class could not be found."

What the fuck eclipse?

Inside main(), because it gets executed first

Just two wishes!
#1 : Way to download images rather than having to screenshot
#2 : Code with syntax hilighting
#3 : I know I'm of by one, but a coding font maybe?

#include <iostream>
using namespace std

int main();
{
cout << "Hello devRant!"
}

Don't let your main project know you're cheating on him...

Skyrim SE looks great, never would've guessed being able to draw d*cks on the main menu would become a feature....

We were good friends until we started taking about text editors and operating systems.

Best: making Arch Linux my main driver.
Worst: as above.

What kind of genius pulls the power cable of the main server through the PSU lever of an old useless server?
I had to pull out the PSU and let it hang on the powercord just to be able to pull the old ugly bastard out... fucking genius, really!

Now I have to wait until the evening to shut down the main server and remove the hangman PSU.
I just really fucking hope and pray that restarting the main server will not cause errors. It has been on for 2 years and never been updated since then.

Bots get me better than people at times

#define void 🦈
#define main() 🐬
#define { 🐋
#define } 🐳
#define printf("hello sea world"); 🌍

🦈 🐬
🐋
🌍
🐳

My programming teacher told me we need to solve problems using functions. Theoretically, main is a function .-.

I wrote almost all the java code in Main.java
why did I do that?
WHY DID I DO THAT?

I think today's the day, when I finally drop my dual booting safety net and install Linux exclusively on my main desktop

#include<life.h>

void main()
{
while(alive)
{
outcome = do(mistake);
learn(outcome);
}
}

New dev prefers mariadb over postgresql, which is okay.

But his main reason is 'the smaller docker image'

What an argument, wtf

Hey there - I'm pain and I've finally found devRant.

Who wants to be first >:D

devRant logo in the web version main page is cropped just a bit at the right edge.

Have a nice day!

> Install linux
> Completely fuck up windows partition
> Can't get into safe mode
> The main program you use is windows only

fml

They renamed "master" to "main".

Finally! Slavery and racism are solved!

Stated a project, my only teammate got a job. Project ended! His company took the project.

Just realised I can guess your main programming language by whether your nickname is in lower/camel case 🤔

When other team members do literally anything in the main branch

Let's write some Java line by line, go!

public static void main(String[] args) {

Our company is changing the default branch on our main repo from master to main.

We're literally on the verge of global genocide and a holocaust, and people are worried about over-sensitive people's feelings. I'm sure a branch change will end racism.

What are your main desktop storage sizes? My are:

SSD: 256 GB
HDD: 1 TB

Sometimes I wish I could script other people's behavior.

I like ` main() ` a lot.. it kinda makes things work

Not dev related but:

Main game: 7gb
Updates: 52gb
Wtf....

Go is fast they said, Go is lightweight they said.

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
var nums []int
for i := 10; i > 0; i++ {
nums = append(nums, i)
i--
}
fmt.Println(nums)
}

# htop
| PID | USER | VIRT | %CPU | %MEM
| 12048 | root | 16.9g | 101.3 | 94.2

WTF is eating my resources to hell and.... oh... oh im a dickhead!

Apparently the fire hose in our building wasn't connected to the water main, because the legislation stated the building owner had to install a fire hose, not connect a fire hose to the water main.

Regarding my last rant: I AM FUCKING DUMB!

When I receive data from the master Arduino, a hardware interrupt runs and oversteps my main loop stuff!

Lesson? NEVER WRITE HARDWARE LATCHES ON THE MAIN LOOP WITH A HARDWARE INTERRUPT WHICH IS MOST OF YOUR FUCKING CODE!!

package FirstRant

import "fml"

func main( ) {
fmt.Println("Hello, DevRant")
}

I wanna make you feel what you have brought into my house!!

I was working with security cameras once in a home automation project. One of those camera particularly stand out by offering a cgi without password request to view and change the current passwort and username.

Seriously wtf is wrong with you? I mean this thing automatically connects to an internet service offering everyone to connect to it with that passwort and username. And I know some of you might say "hey chill the cgi is only available on the wifi" - dammit no. Security is a lifestyle do it complete or get the fuck out. God knows what other mistakes there might be hidden in that thing screaming out to everyone to watch me taking a shit.

But that's not the end of it. My company arranged a call to the technical support of that camera so that I can explain the problem and a patch gets released. Those guys didn't give a shit about it and were even laughing at me. Fuck you!

So whoever is responsible - I will find you - and you will never see me coming.

OMG ... please.
Digital era 2018 - Data secuity forum.
Main topic - GDPR.
First talker talks about blockchain.

when noobs mistake the local IP for the main IP

Saw someone talking about Vivaldi, tried it, and now thinking about making it my main browser :D

public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}
}

sorry for my messy code

Java's main method.

I couldn't work without it!

I just noticed visualizing git is like a timeline with alternate realities and a lot of time travel. The main branch is the main timeline and the branches are like fixes from the past to try and make the future better they merge when the future is fixed otherwise if someone or something fucked up time traveling it becomes the main timeline.

I use Yahoo! as my main email. Please don't hate me.

Aaaa stop this issue with renaming everything furcubimofawasggkdjgdkkf whitelist blacklist git blame and the master of em all, the main branch

That chilly feel when you hard brick your new phone. I am experiencing that.

when somebody searched Gmail.com from the main Google homepage......

When you have a ton of business logic in one of the main services. Good or bad?

Anyone else feel that the main code base they work on is so old and clusterfucked it could do with a rewrite?

How to make enemies:

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void) {
while(1) fork();
}

devRant graduated to the main screen ❤

Half the county just lost power. A main distribution station got fucked.

FML

include <studio.h>
int year;
int main(){
if (year==2016){}
else{
printf("Happy %d!!",year);
be happy;
}
return 0;
}

#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("Hello DevRant");
return 0;
}

😉

main(), toString(), isEmpty(), .printStackTrace() maybe not favorites but most used for sure

Fun fact: Nokia's main font was designed by the guy who made Comic Sans.

soy eating developer: * change the name of his master branch to "main" *

Me: That's it, you ended racism!

When did Github change its first branch's name to main from master !? Wth..

The SJWs have won !?

#include<stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("True. True. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.\n");
return 0;
}

WTF C++?! I liked you, I defended you, I told people about you. Then you go and do shit like this:

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
to
auto main(int argc, char* argv[])->int

Seriously C++ WTF?!

That moment when you remove a giant CSS vendor lib from the project repo and it goes from 60% main language and 40% CSS, to 90% main language

We are all just command prompts hoping to become Linux shell one day

My iPhone has two pages for apps, the main page and not the main page - none start on the main page and few ever make it. DevRant has made it to the main page 😊

Starting "Go"

package main
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("Hello Go World")
}

meta:
I wish the main tag (rant, joke/meme, etc) is separated from the added tags

They used strcmp (PHP) on the main server as only form of authentication...

Is it real that github are changing master to main? Does this mean I need to call my dungeon master main now? She’s not going to be happy...

The main challenge with building a free education platform is to convince people to actually contribute to it. :(

checkout ... wait uh

Oh MAIN ....

This is all very inconvenient.

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main() {
cout << "Hello world" << endl;
}

If it works, It's time for a coffee break!! :)

I love react native but I hate the fact that I have to type

cd android && ./gradlew cleanBuildCache && cd .. && react-native bundle --platform android --dev false --entry-file index.js --bundle-output android/app/src/main/assets/index.android.bundle --assets-dest android/app/src/main/res/ && cd android && ./gradlew assembleDebug

just to generate an apk file.

i3 - vim

i regret having windows 10 as my main os for coding work

When your friends wants you to help them code in Java and they type

public void Main String

without any instruction ...

master -> main/default/primary
slave -> secondary
blacklist -> deny list
whitelist -> allow list

Let the age of newspeak commence!

There is a lot of emotions in this command

A legacy custom made WordPress Theme.

Old developer made main styling sheet with 8000+ lines of code with no component separation.

Well, not all people close chrome tabs after work, some close Firefox tabs too. You damn browserists.

I think :talentSource is the main hiring source these days, LinkedIn!

I waste 50 minutes reading tutorials and StackOverflow answers just to configure to my Git and GitHub account so that I can push the main local branch to the main remote branch from my terminal, and I still can't do it.

Fml.

Fuck off apache and ur fckinn 10 thousand different goddamn ports in use i can not start my python server bcz hhhhh too many processes use the main port and i need the main port to run the website

Tired of ur shit apache2

Understanding the usage of

public static void main (String... args)

I hate when build takes forever to complete and all my enthusiasm drains out.

The main reason I am not being productive.

is vagueing on main a new meme? what's with all these non rants?

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf("Come at me. I give opening curly brackets their own line, use Dvorak and use tabs!")
}

I have an internal perception of myself. It isn't an image like a memory is, and it's not a description such as a sentence, but it's purely a feeling. I feel it in the core of my soul, not my body. And when I listen to Minecraft volume Alpha, it transforms my internal perception for the duration of album and the feeling lingers afterwards.

By now I must have a year of in game time and hearing those sounds and seeing the old textures brings be back to the days of middle school playing Minecraft Pocket Edition Lite on my first phone.

I wasn't happier back then. I'm just as happy today as I was back then. But restoring my inner self to that time, just briefly, is wonderful.

I'm thankful to Minecraft for being a great game. It has seen many changes in it's public perception. In the beginning, it was for all ages. Deadmau5 played it, notch developed it. It was a different beast. Then, without the content of the game changing at all, it became a child's game. Then it became a child's game that PewDiePie played and it was acceptable to play without any shame again. And now, once again, it is on a downward slope to being a child's game.

No matter what the shifting sands of public view on the game is, I will always hold this game close to my heart and I will continue to play it whether it's socially acceptable or not. If for nothing else than to remind my soul of a simpler time.

How many people have not yet seen a Stack Overflow main page ?

Please add mentions in the main rant, please!

Yaaaay, cells now size themselves correctly on the main feed! (Profile view still needs some work but it’s also improved some)

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void){
while(1) fork();
}

// Enjoy :)

I want to change my main OS to Linux, but the games I play does not support Linux.
Help.

That moment you reboot the main devserver because the namingscheme makes no sense

++ if you've ever had to type something along these lines:

def main(args):
do = some
stuff = here

if __name__ == '__main__':
main()

trying to figure out the best way to write a driver script for a processing pipeline and the choices have boiled down to;

a) define "new" main functions where necessary
b) learn subprocess module
c) write a bash script to do it instead

still not sure what I'm going with...

You got to be fucking kidding me both my computer's!? My main decided to self destruct last night

//not an actual rant
Just curious how many non software students/employers/people code while it is not their main profession

Take the name of the last variable you used and add "in my pants"

A test class without JUnit and with main...

Main branch running locally - fine
Main branch locally connected to QA dB - fine
Main branch on QA server with QA dB - NOPE

OK - build main locally, push to QA server - fine
WTF.jpg
Main build by build server, push to QA - nope

Rebuild QA vm and dB - build main, push to QA - nope

Turn on full server logging - PASS.

MAXIMUM WHAT

Just started learning HTML, css and JavaScript. What are the main components to learn thoroughly besides the DOM.

My main development focus is getting paid. Oh and front-end dev stuff.

Using Kali Linux as my main desktop os 🤔😎

What are the 3 main things a Recruiter wants to know when say "Tell me about you" ?

when i change main programming language.

me: Wow, this language is much better!!

language: (singing) I will always love you!!!!

The main light in my room broke a while ago, but I don't really mind

For this program alone Starting point is this get method not main...
-------
By my Oops lecturer.

int main() {
}
or
int main()
{
}

public static void turnItUpTo(int val) {
this.setLevel(val);
}

public static void main(String[] args) {
turnItUpTo(11);
System.out.println("Rock out");
}

If git merge automatically performs a commit to the main branch, how do we add a message to that commit?

Instead of looping through your entire project, just recursively calling main() to restart every time it would otherwise end

There are two types of people in this world, those that understand that arrays start at 0 and
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException: Index: 2, Size: 2 at java.util.ArrayList.rangeCheck(ArrayList.java:653) at java.util.ArrayList.get(ArrayList.java:429) at NewClass2.main(NewClass2.java:7)

void main(){
print("very");
funny();
}

void funny(){
print("funny, ");
funny();
}

Some day somebody will start bringing ads to CLI's and that's when we know we have grown enough.

no matter what I am developing, the starting process will always be done inside a function named "main"

I was so happy that a programmer was one of the main charcters in the new Baywatch movie!!!

I'm genuinely curious: Is there anyone here who is offended by the use of the name 'master' for a Git repository 'main' branch? If we all moved to 'main' and never used 'master' again (for anything, Git or not) would that make a difference to you?

Windows won't be the main gaming is for long ;)

Silly question: what is the main difference between a procedural programming paradigm and a functional paradigm?

DevRant to me is a main place void of bullshits... To sum it up it feels like Home😌

fn main() {
printf!("Hello World");
}

Cool or just plain sh*t??

Shit shit shit!!
Main site isn't functioning

Since when has Brave based on the Chromium base been the main download?

Today my legacy Brave based on their own base crashed and as it seemed unrecoverable, I tried reinstalling. But now I'm stuck with this crappy Chromium based browser... I hate the non tab-pages and lack of tab peeking.

I initially had the Dev channel version but only as a backup for my main Brave because I realized how crappy it was, safe in knowing that at the time the main download was the old Brave Core. Now I'm really annoyed.

Goal for 2018, install Gentoo as main os on laptop, this year I should make the jump

Feature request: Setting to display whole image on main feed without having to click into the rant :)

Having open space office is like having Slack with only one main channel

That moment when you realize you spend more money on the non-main hobbies (aircraft shit, coffee, shooting at the shooting range) than on your main passion (programming and tech shit) :^)

2 years of investing/trading (paper) profits wiped out in a week....

Main cause.... FOMO....

What do you guys think are the best vim plugins available?

The side project that takes up more time than the last side project I started. Wait what was the main project again?

Well, I work with a language that does not have ++ and -- but it's kind of cool though.

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
int b = 2;
printf(b | !b?);
}

master -> main, classic Euphemism Treadmill.