Maths : 1
Google : 0

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

Me, trying to create a LaTeX document: *googles "latex string comparison"*
Customer and boss walk in.
Google: *shows NSFW results*

I.. Let...- Let me explain, it's not what it looks like!

I must be desperate I'm on page 5 of google results

You know you are fucked when you see these results starts to come up in your search result.

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Programming: Doing many different things numerous times and expecting a single result.

If you use Google photos: fine, your choice.

If your choice of using Google photos results in a picture with me in it getting uploaded to Google: I'll fucking end you.

Me: Hey Google, open devrant
Google: Results for dev brand

Me: open devrant
Google: Results for dev hand

Me: No! open "dev" "rant"
Google: Results of some dude named Dev Randhawa

Me: Dammit open devrant
Google: Dewa rent? Electricity bill paying sites of some town called dewa.

Me: Open d.e.v.r.a.n.t
Google: Opens Google play song from Kevin Durant.

Me: gives up and listens to Kevin Durant sing some shit about LeBron James.

JUST GOT MY LAST EXAM RESULTS! FINALLY COMPLETED MY SOFTWARE ENGINEERING DEGREE!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The struggle was real.

Honest Google results...

I tried DuckDuckGo like two years ago and my opinion was “meh, I don’t like the results”.

Yesterday @Root made it clear that the sole amount of data collected changes the whole perspective of tracking.

I went to shower thinking about that and as I was standing there enjoying warm water...

It hit me.

I liked google results and disliked DDG not because DDG was worse.

I liked google results because they were CRAFTED for ME to LIKE them. They exploited my confirmation bias, the strongest of all biases.

I took my other phone which is android, has a different sim that isn’t tied to my identity (don’t ask, this is Russia), was never connected to my WiFi and of course has no google account tied to it.

I tried googling stuff.

The results was just like what DDG gets you, the only difference was google amp were on top.

The fuck. One of the wokest moments ever.

I want to say sorry to my fellow devs for what I've done today.

I've opened the second page of google search results :(

Unsubscribe link on an email results in 403?? WELL FUCK YOU TOO, ASSHATS!

So I take an English test at work last week. Today I got the results and I found this at the end. ( context: I’m a humble Peruvian trying to get better at English :) )

PM: Hey. I need this data right away so I can generate some reports!

/me runs some queries, creates some csv files, emails results

PM: Thanks! I'll look at this after I get back from vacation!

After having a long day with no results.

Hey Google!
Rename Polymer please.
I'm fed up with all the plastic in my search results...

It's sooo awesome when a challenging project starts giving results. The confidence levels go straight to - THROW ANYTHING AT ME BITCH! I CAN DO IT!

Main () though

Protip: appending ", dammit" to your Google searches tells their NLP algorithms that you need more relevant results

Stack Overflow: Search on Google before asking questions
Google: *Shows stack overflow in top results*

That moment when you Google an error and there are zero results.

@dfox
Double-tapping a rant on the search results page doesn't upvote the rant. Opens the rant instead.

A month ago I had some medical tests, the next morning, the clinic's send a email with my results. Oh surprise, unbelievable security flaws. They sent me a link without any kind of authentication, token, or security. I looked at my results, and by entering consecutive and random numbers I was able to download a lot of results and folders of other patients. I wrote an email to the clinic informing them of this situation and their response was "Thank you". Today I have accessed the link and the error is still present. I am going to notify higher health authorities.

The Captain Obvious commenter:

// account deletion
account.delete()

// check results
if results.any()

.... which eventually leads confusing unmaintained comments

You: Starts something.

You: Compares results to someone who's been doing it for years.

You: Gets discourages.

You: Stops doing it.

You 5 years later: I wish I hadn't stopped.

Einstein :" Insanity: doing the same thing over and over
again and expecting different results.

Me: O yeah? Try nondeterministic algorithms

When your code changes don't give different results and after an hour you realize that you're still editing the old version....

"I found a shortcut!"
95% of the time, actually results in more work.

If your only experience is Uni, don't put skills down as 'Advanced' on your damn CV

Lower expectations, deliver results

Whenever I do a search on Google and it returns no results, I feel like I won the internet.

Apparently `= NULL` is not a thing in mysql, instead you have to use `IS NULL`... Took me a while to figure out why the fuck my query wasn't returning any results.

[during a project discussion]

Client: We've been getting very low results on google lighthouse on the site

Me: The results are highly volatile, don't believe their lies

Client: *shares screen and runns lighthouse test*

Lighthouse test: 95

Me:

So we got this bug report today. This guy's my hero. If more people wrote bug reports like this, they would see faster results.

Talent Acquisition/HR: 🤪

Dev: 🤪

Technical Interviewer: 🧐

Dev: 🧐

Hiring Manager: 🤡

Dev: 🤡

This strategy has yielded some dishearteningly successful job application results this week.

Well, never really used Teracopy so I gave it a try. Results were amusing.

## 4 years ago:
- Principal Architect: We are using IO1 storage type. What if we used GP2?
- Perf team: IDK, let's test it!
*we run tests*
- Perf team: results are OK, but we're exhausting Burst IO capacity, effectively hard-limiting number of tests we can run per day
- PArch: ahhh, I see. Then Gp2 is a no-go.

## 3 years ago
*PArch quits. New one is hired*
- PArch2: We are using IO1 storage type. What if we used GP2?
- Perf team: We've already tested that a while ago, results were THIS and THAT
- PArch2: I see. Let's test it again anyway
- Perf team: *wtf???*
*we run the same tests, we get the same results*
- PArch2: I see, so GP2 is a no-go.
- Perf team: *you think....? How did that thought never cross our minds, we wonder...*

## 2 years ago
*new DBA is hired*
- DBA2: We are using IO1 storage type. What if we used GP2?
- Perf team: We've already tested that a while ago, results were THIS and THAT
- PArch2: We've already tested that a while ago, results were THIS and THAT
- DBA2: I see. Let's test it anyways. I've read somewhere that GP2 might be a better bet
- PArch2: you might be right, let's do that
- Perf team: *wtf???*
*we run the same tests, we get the same results*
- DBA2: I see, so GP2 is a no-go.
- Perf team: *you think....? How did that thought never cross our minds, we wonder...*

## 1 year ago
*DBA manager left; new one was hired*
- MGMT_dba2: We are using IO1 storage type. What if we used GP2?
- ........

Should we even bother bringing up the history.....?

"We only sell the top spots of our result... not the order of our results!!!!"

DuckDuckGo SUCKS!

I mean, I like the concept. The private, highly customizable search engine is what we all need.

But if 4/5 times I have to use 'g!' just to find some really basic stuff, because the results are incorrect or point to low quality content then what's the point of using it in the first place?! It's really frustrating especially if I try to find something in Polish or Dutch, but even in English most of the time the search results sucks!

just ended up googling "how to fucking install bullshit ms sql 2014 local db on fucking win 7 workstation" - was quite surprised about the amount of (more or less) matching results

My first JSoup project?
Go to 1000 random rants and see how much they curse!
According to the results (btw I only did 1000 rants) people say "fuck" and "ass" 5.7% and 5.6% of the time respectively, while "shit" comes in third with 3.6%, and "bitch" coming in with a measly 0.2% (yes, I know I forgot to fix the % bug) Anyone surprised by the results? I was kinda surprised with "ass"

Whenever I Google Ajax it gives me search results related to the Amsterdam soccer team called ajax. I mean really Google, I search for webdev related stuff all day and you give me this...

Not sure if those are real song names or Spotify is trolling me when I try to trigger a "no results" UI in my app.

That moment when months of invisible backend development results in an explosion of deliverables.

I going to kill myself

I crocheted a cat again, with less horrifying results.

I smell a conspiracy brewing here @devRant

Finally moving from godaddy to digital ocean for my personal projects.. lets hope I get the desired results 🙈

The only reason I browse incognito is because I don't want Google to mess up my search results. Otherwise I don't care about my browsing history. Anybody else does it for the same reason?

They really need to improve the algorithm that is searching for things in Windows Explorer. Literally:

Windows: *Searching for files in Downloads*

Me: I just typed .mp4, what is taking so long!?

Windows: *No results.*

Nothing is working today. 😭😭😭😭

My perfect results of Friday have all disappeared.
It now seems like everything was running on magic on Friday. 😭😭

When client calls you next day of his website launching public to complain about his site not showing on Google results.

That moment when instead of debugging, you use cout to see the results...

Write a search for a CRM that deleted results from the database instead of showing them.

It happened! I found the answer I needed on page 4 of Google! Mind you it was among results such as "Watch Visual Studio S02E14 for FREE"

Client came in this morning. Not even angry about the results so far even though deadline was a month ago. It's good to see a client as passionate about his product as this one

Getting inappropriate non-dev results for dev search queries always makes me happy

Having trouble sleeping, gonna count the "I don't have a social life" posts until I fall asleep.

(Might post the results in the comment, stay tuned)

I’m about to quit this job, this customer don’t care about the people, they just want quick results and people available 24/7, this is taking my mental health, I think I’ll become a farmer instead.

Please add option to share results on Facebook. I worked on a grading software for teachers. Do they want to share "I just failed a student. Come and join me on (link)!"??

I give MS a lot of cr@p for terrible API documentation, but even Google's API docs are pretty terrible to read through.

Seriously, guys... Your docs shouldn't read like an endless page of search results.

Work for 2 days trying to solve a Level 2 foobar problem and then realize I need to know linear algebra to solves matrices programmatically... And the results have to be in Fractions

I have a dissertation to do in under two weeks.....i still haven't finished coding the program, to get the results i need to write about.... could i have a stress ball please D :

Just got my GCSE results today and got a 9 (top A*) in Computer Science. Woo.

I thought searching for Rust answers was slightly annoying, with that stupid survival game poisoning the search results.

But trying to find answers about C programming is definitely worse.

You can make fun of the Javascript kids with their silly flutterbutt, ultrasauce and wrinklesack library names, but at least it gives clear search results.

So for the past 10 work days I've had my exams (study is software development). I already know that i passed 3 out of 4 stages but I'll get the results of my 4th (aka if i passed the exams) tomorrow. I'm so fucking nervous.

Looks like my awful pun got a place in googles search results. Nice.

Spray painted old apple keyboard. Results are satisfactory for a first time paint job.

More images in comments.

* Searches google for some code and wants the results on stackoverflow *
* doesn't want to use stackoverflow search *

It's 2017. This person used an AsyncTask to get results from an API. During a hiring task. He has over 2.5 years of experience.

Getting the results of my exams in about an hour.. Please let me graduate..

programmers...

YouTube won't stop trying to shove this voter registration shit down my throat.

It's almost like they're scared of the election results or something lmfao

Most hated documentation?

W3Cschools in its entirety

There is even a Chrome extension to leave it out of the search results :D

When you are googling something about Parse.com for a new language and the first 35000 results are "how to parse $something in $language"

I'm not one for filtered searches (hence Safe Search off), though search results like this happen often enough for me to inevitably end up clicking around co-workers.

@dfox Are you guys going to share the survey results with us?

Arduino & ESP-32 without the arduino library.

Good look finding any example code. It's just you and datasheets with fontsize 2.

This is the Result Declaration form of our university, It's all good but there is one thing (bug) in this form, you only need to fill the Recaptcha once and you can that same Recaptcha to extract as many results as you want. Though not a Security issue, we can extract results of many students as roll numbers are sequential, we just need a bot to fill roll number and click the button. The only use would be to conduct surveys on results, but, a bug is a bug.

Just texted my girlfriend my exam results:

"Got my programming fundamentals results!
exam: 91,
coursework: 97,
final: 94"

Then I realised I just used JSON syntax to text my girlfriend...

Api-docs: Use the query parameter name_pattern to return results that contain name. Otherwise use name to return an exact match
Api: Returns *name* results when using name and everything when using name_pattern without a wildcard

!rant

wk101 responses are the best ones so far in my opinion keep them coming. It would be nice if we could filter (recent, top, etc.) on search results.

Sitting 10 min+ to understand why the pagination comes up empty when results per page is increased...

Then in the url i relises that "...?page=2" ☺️

Happy Monday everyone!

our university results are out
the webpage to check the results has only 3 input fields
roll number
date of birth
captcha
after checking the source code turnsout it doesn't need the date of birth and the most FUCKEDUP part is the captcha it uses is generated using javascript on the client side and literary checked using string1 == string2
I captured the post request its sending..
it only sends the roll number with some headers to the url
I wrote a quick python script to emulate the post request and got back the results of my entire college
note - the university I'm referring to has literally more than hundred thousand students under it, each and every student uses that interface to get his results

Guys. I'm bored. I want a challenge in python. Don't make it too hard. I'll learn everything i need to as i go and post here the results. Thx!😆

When you only get 5 results from Google for your Query😓😓

Webservice asks for parameters. We give the right parameters, gets results.

Now here's the funny part, we replace the parameters with "banana". Same results.

So no matter what parameters you pass, it returns THE SAME FUCKING RESULTS.

Good morning windows. As you can see spotify is installed and running but windows search says "no results"
Why windows is always so stupid.

I'm so anxious about exam results. This could be my last real semester if only I don't fail.

Gahhhh!

Just inherited a HR backend written in Laravel. However, ALL database interaction is done using DB::raw() i.e.

$results = DB::select( DB::raw("SELECT * FROM tbl WHERE col = '$fromThe QueryStringLOl'") );

No models at all :(

FML.

Google search results always return 2.7 version of documentation. Load it, hit the drop down, select 3.6...

When all your automated test results come back good... But you just know, deep down, somewhere there's a plate of shit sitting too close to a fan.... waiting!

Ok so for the first time (doing web dev since a few years) I got this customer who insists to work via TeamViewer on the phone with me doing css edits live. It's a mess and extremely stressful. I told him I don't work like that and today I officially put a stop in this. He's saying that all the other developers are working for him in the same way and that by doing 4 hours sessions of live css edits by the pixel they save time.

Guys, what the fuck are you doing?

At the University, Algorithms class, exercises lesson..the assistant explaining the results of an assignment:

"Because here..if we use a classic 'if-else' loop..."

😳

Apparently there's a difference between GMT n UTC time....

Alright, who is rigging the "Top Tags" results? Where is Arch?

Arch users: we should aim to get `arch` into the devRant top tags by the end of the year

Lab test results just came in. I have coronavirus 🦠

Drunk coding can have interesting results...

Just fixed an error that I seeked for a long time in my optimization algorithm.
Results are much worse now.

Feature it is.

When you are trying to Google some Angular 4 specific shit and all you get is AngularJS related results -.-

0 results found

Going to the second page of search results :(

I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you hardly ever do any thinking and even on those rare occasions the results make me wish you hadn't tried.

I love when searching for the error gives you results like this on the top of the first page on google. As you might imagine I don't speak Chinese

I want to kill the guy who wrote this. He creates a temp table, selects data into it. Then selects the data out of it and returns the results. It does Nothing Else. WTF.

Peeve of the week: Youtube videos with robot voices (text-to-speech).

Youtube needs detection and a filter option to let users remove those vids from search results.

I started using duckduckgo about ten years ago and have evangelized it ever since, including on devrant, but I think I've just about had it with it. Let me explain.

I was more than happy to accept the less-than-google results for standard searches, because I could force the site to only show me results that matched an exact string if I put quotes around it, or force the results to include or exclude results with words with minus or plus characters before them.

But that's all gone now. Now, plus just means, "show me more results with this word," and minus means, "show me fewer results with this word." Wrapping a string in quotes doesn't mean you require anything exact anymore. The name of the game with DDG now is the same as Google: engagement. Narrowed results or fewer results means less chance of clickthroughs, and you can't sell ads that way.

For normal searches, I'm off duckduckgo. It makes me sad.

Let me clarify though that DDG's bang searches are still fully functional, and are still an absolutely indispensable part of my workflow. I use them well over a hundred times a day, every day. I updated my rofi script for web searches to use qwant, but still go to DDG if the search string begins with a bang.

I guess UPS didn't like the Google speed test results so they got rid of all CSS

Operation people (devs, designers, content writers) said clients are being unreasonable.

Clients said the outputs and results are not satisfactory.

Now I understood the phrase I have seen a lot here.

I feel some type of way when i see someone type in the correct url for a website in the search bar and then click the link in the results. WHY!? 😒

Duckduckgo has much better search results than Google..

1. Gets paid based on time.
2. Gets paid based on the results.
Which one are u?

If you give the client a choice of:
- Quick and dirty solution which results in tech debt
- Better solution that would be cheaper in long run

They will always choose the first without fail..

I sense Malaria. Will go for red fluid test and come back with test results.

Meanwhile, if anyone wants a vibrator, HMU, I am shivering better than a battery operated one.

Search on Windows is annoyingly awful. Like who needs your shitty Bing results before my delayed PC results. This stupid piece of shit gets everything delayed all together!

100% off of 2.29 results in the price 2.29.

Steam teaches me something new every day

Bug-report:

Fastly pressing 2 different items in the bottombar results into a disabled content.

Pressing an item again fixes it, but still...

Correction: Pressing a different item and then the previous item causes it

Forgive me devLords, for I have sinned.

Today, I took while() loop and made it true, it was a dirty ordeal, however it's not entirely my fault, you see the api I called doesn't have a webhook of any kind and doesn't return results in real time either, you have to poll for them..... so here I am writing while(true){} to poll for results that could take seconds or even hours to finish.

😟

I finished a 30-minute lecture today with the conclusion "so it turns out that throwing way more data and resources at this Machine Learning problem gives much better results."

Who could have possibly predicted that?!

When is prime videos going to fix it's search engine....

Not a single one of the 22 results found for "Harry Potter 5th part" was even close to Harry Potter :)

two hours spent debugging without results, only to realize that I've been working the whole time within the wrong working copy (checked out a week ago for a totally different purpose, and then quickly forgotten)

tomorrow, my mom has heart surgery. thats one of the most serious surgeries to exist. i hope and pray the advancement of medicine and technology has improved well enough for the results to be ok 🙏

Just searched for an e-mail in Outlook on my work computer, and expected the last e-mail I had sent to be at the top of the results list. But it wasn't there…

Then I saw that above the dates in the results list, Outlook now has a category 'Top Results'. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOW? FACEBOOK OR SOMETHING?

FUCKING HELL!

My laptop is so bad it can't even run chrome auditing and deliver accurate results... :(

I googled it. I searched for banana then then banana shown in the results and then I searched for apple and and and what happened to you google?? where is apple??
Google don't know apple :D

I can't tell if i like this blender... It keeps giving me mixed results.

I can't tell if i like this blender... It keeps giving me mixed results.

When both AI and search engine results are getting worse over time, will devs and users finally value knowledge and learning again?

When I was in college I was approached by an entrepreneur whose "search engine" idea consisted of scraping the search results of Google and posing them as his own results (after a little shuffling and filtering). Needless to say I declined.

I walked into a company, sat down with the interviewer who was more nervous than I was. Interview lasted 10 minutes. I drove an hour for to and from trip, for a ten minute interview...

Ah, when you run into a bug that only has 7 google results, and have of them is in Russian for some reason. Gonna be a long day.

When a Linux programmer Bing searches what Cinnamon Muffin is, this is what the results are!

A lot of people have some very unrealistic expectations when it comes to cheap technology. You just can not expect to pay bottom price and get high quality results at the same time...

Python or R .... that's the big debate these days...
me: get me the freaking results 😛

That moment when your code works and the results are flooding in. But still waiting for something to fail

"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results." - Winston Churchill

Less shit code. More better code.

Yes.

But i have worked all day and the results are small.

You can sort the search results after error. (fehler==error)

Skynet 😎 **evil laugh**

Or at least, an AI that can detect and emulate emotions, including sarcasm. Without errors or false results 😐

Gonna get some shut eye so I can do an all nighter, but not for code, need to watch the election results. (UK).

You know you have some level of skill with a computer when you google (i prefer duck duck go) something, and you look at the url below the results instead.

You know you are in trouble when a Google search shows only 5 results and all of​ them are stack overflow

Me: Google, Hello , Wassup?
G: Hi, I can search the web for results.
Me: Okay, Talk to me Im bored.
G: I can search the web for results.
Me: STFU and talk to me. Dont search for results.
G: I can search the web for results.
Me: djkasndakdnasjkdnsadjkasndasnda :/ totally pissed.

Einstein: Insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results.

Me [After my code fails to compile]: Let me change nothing and run it again.

So I was asked to do a card redesign A/B Test
The results came in
Redesign performs 20% worse
PM’s report says “no significant difference, redesign approved”
He just wanted his redesign to be published
smh, why trouble with A/B Test when results are known faster than during elections in North Korea

I can't tell if i like this blender... It keeps giving me mixed results.

Just thinking back to my previous job.. My manager was nice and friendly to me.. until I messed up. It just makes me realize that in every company I'm just nothing but a tool they use to get good results.. If you start producing bad results, they'll hate you..

Urgh..

impatience. webdev and python is like sewing with premade fabrics. i consider java, c and the like as knitting. cool. but not for me. i need results. quicker.

Do y'all use an OKR (Objectives and Key Results) process for your teams? What are your thoughts on it?

Took over an Android Studio project with Gradle. Here are my results:
Time to make code changes: 1 hour
Time to setup, configure, and build app: 1000 years

If only kids exam results were as impressive as their Snapchat streaks...

Dividing currency values across new invoices results in ball aching rounding issues.

Finally solved it and there's no one around to high five.

When you first join a company, and your brain is mush when you get home... @.@

The hype that 3d printers had, and then seeing the actual results :/

Who else lies about his job when dating a girl? JavaScript should be quite Sexy! I often find myself saying I'm a taxidermist with better results.

Today’s topic in my Computability & Complexity Class:

The Halting Problem and The Undecidability Results

...sounds like my life

Fuck you Firefox and your shitty debugger.

Why do you try to be so different, to the point where you make the error messages obscure?

Google the error message I get in the Chrome debugger - hundreds of results.

Google the error message I get in the Firefox debugger - I can count the results with my fingers.

Just use the same error messages god damn it.

P.S: Also, why is there no fucking option to open an image in a new tab, like in Chrome?

when you work in a start up, and they give you the projects lead old chair, which has broken. doesn't go up or down, doesn't lock, and is ripped in several places.

I'm really feeling the love. hello sore back...

Just finished one of the hardest tasks of my life that I failed in 4 times in a row previously waiting for results is Sooooo nerve wrecking

Working with machine learning gets very tiring sometimes.
Waiting for the results, tuning the parameters...
Arghhh....why does it keep getting stuck...

The new (mobile) google results design looks horrible, what were they thinking when they applied *{border-radius:5px;}? 😷

Searching how to (insert dev related skill) then after that getting only adds shown for places that do professional dev work. No, obviously I am trying to learn the shit myself not willing to pay someone else, in fact add a sync my bank account to search just so google can comeback with results filed under you are too poor to pay for shit here are the diy results you poor dumb fuck using free wifi. :)

My google search history:

tide rust
diesel tide
tide with diesel rust

You can imagine the results.

is soo cool when people is up to joke around with my bad jokes.

-- Talking with a coworker about a new button in a results table --

dude: hey jhon, I'll name the button 'SHOW RESULTS' and the endpoint will be named that too. cuz there is a 'SHOW STATS' already

me: dunno, use something more meaningful, this is about unparsed results, right? so what about...

me: unparsed results ? unparsed stats ?

me: another one bites the dust? show must go on?

me: innuendo?

me: pick one 8D . But I think innuendo is pretty descriptive

dude: ok

me: seriously, 'show unparsed stats'

dude: got it

-- then the dude sends me the screenshot --

me: LOL, 8D

me: you got my respect man (_ _)

Seeing my project when i search for a thing on the first page of the results always warms my heart

My school said 2 days ago that they are upgrading their networking equipment. They finished yesterday.

I SHALL COMETH WITH RESULTS LATER TODAY

TO DESTINY, GENTLEMEN! KEEP PUSHING!

If soundcloud would have a reverse search feature, my life would be much less of a pain.

Also, if soundcloud could return better results than Google:"songName" + soundcloud

Anybody else get frustrated doing online shopping and use the console to filter out the results you want?

Go home Telegram you're drunk.😂
Traslate: 25 of 6. (Search results)

P.S: I still hate whatsapp, telegram for ever.

Results of installing windows

Watching the results come in on the voting system I built for the police union in my city. Crossing my fingers everything finishes without a hitch.

Peering into your coffee mug always results in disappointment.

I have so many things I could be doing, either fun or not fun, I wish I could spawn children (processes) to do them all and just return the memorable moments and results to my brain...

me: When will you change this job ?
co-worker: Not now. Want to stay here for a while.

Just seen stackoverflow developer survey results

To generate a true random number you must call the random function a random amount of times, store those results in an array, then pick a random array index

Discovery of the week:
Searching Google for "blink tag" will bring back results that blink.

Long live the blink tag.

rust is a gateway drug to plumbing

thanks, search results

SharePoint. Never used it directly but this far every project that the company has done with it results in us having to rewrite it using traditional technologies several months later.

All results for GDPR on my "spam mail adress" (NO results for DSGVO!) ... seems like GDPR doesnt apply for spam :D but this email is also registered to sooo many services and websites... i think the search is broken :|

Shows perfect results.
PM: Nice, integrate that into the latest version.
Shows bad results.
PM: Your integration must be wrong.
Show him the file diff, no difference in my implementation.

It's funny how the exact same feature goes to shit immediately after they push all these untested changes.

So, how do reactjs developers send a contact form email? I've searched almost 3 pages of Google results and cannot find anything useful.

So this isn’t a programming related question.

Does anyone know if learning things while listening to something while you sleep actually shows results?

Finishing my software to predict ice-hoceky results... so I would finally have a portfolio to show for, just in case I decide to drop off of academia one day 😥

EU Referendum results are in and it looks like Britain is leaving.

Scary times ahead! Good job I'm part of a global industry eh?

Results of my broken 2070:

“Replaced Step Down Converter”
> Receives completely new card

Nice.

my query syntax was not wrong in retrieving no results

the table's most recent entries are 2018, nothing in any year after that, which i was querying

fml

When code gives you poopy results but runs without crashing.

I'm in Europe and searched for a few spots along my route with Google maps app, the search results contained USA
well done Google.. maybe you need 10 000 new devs to fix that

Ran a query on a prod server for 50 minutes before realizing I forgot to put my exclusions in the results... Oops.... New query runs in 1.5min. 4500 rows from the potential 340k rows.

Colleague spends most of his day googling how to do something. Doesn't understand why his sh*t doesn't work, since search results are out of context. Doesn't ever RTFM.