0 Vs Null

Guess who just spent the entire day before launch debugging why compose doesn't work on an ec2 instance where I DIDN"T INSTALL FUCKING DOCKER

I guess this is the key difference between me and seniors. Seniors know where to look where shit breaks because they have been breaking it for at least 5 years.

Starship landed! It fucking landed!

I was told to be more inclusive.
So from now on, i (void *) everything and compile with -w

Sometimes code is correct but so wrong. Came across this in a kotlin PR today

If (thing != null && thing!!.field != null) {

Just finished recruiting processes with 3 companies and I’m afraid that in 2 more years, you will need a masters and to have worked on the Mars rover in order to get a jr position.

SMM: Can you chat over the phone? Just want to make sure we are on the same page! I am not great with web lingo!

Me: Sure.

Me, internally: You're a social media manager. That's literally your one fucking job.

I read somewhere at the start of the global pandemic: when it comes to work from home life, you should never underestimate the benefits of a power nap.

My gods, that person was right! I only wish I had taken advantage of it more over the last year.

anyone knows someone like this...?

You'd think Elon Musk would've brought out genetically engineered Catgirls by now...

What gives you the feeling of power?

When you know only one programming language but it is capable of doing Frontend, backend and everything you need...

I think that most people complaining about JavaScript didn’t write any line of JavaScript in there life.

Just imagine stealing a Tesla and it self drives you to the nearest police station 😬

How many people have not yet seen a Stack Overflow main page ?

Transaction isolation levels can suck a dick.

Also,
serialization
doesn't
fucking
work.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I botched up my forked repository during the merge phase. So I had to clean up my Fork and restart from Upstream 😤😤😤

Followup to my wk200 rant.

I'm like 90% sure I wasn't muted when I flushed last meeting

A day without fuckup is a day lost.
I Love Fridays.

I know Git gonna work, cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't

True story. 😂

Some people in my company wants reports in excel but doesn't know how to use filter. Their daily job requires them to have excel knowledge. What the fuck is happening over here. Motherfuck!