Handed resignation. Last week in the job. Ideas?

Manager decides to hold our stand-up call on Skype when whole team is in the same room.

That awkward moment when you realise that your machine is doing more learning than you this semester.

Me: *presenting a demo of tool in office presentation*
Meanwhile an audience is browsing Facebook on his phone...
Me: *Finish demo*
*Said member of audience calmly places his phone on the table.*
Douche: "So can you go over that once more?"
Me: ...

Trying to debug my program but it only behaves correctly when I run it on debug mode not when I actually run the damn thing :/

Had a large cappuccino and still sleepy. This is not going well :/

Stickers are finally here. Thanks @dfox and #Devrant!

So anyone think this Viv app (demoed in TechCrunch) is going to be a hit, when Siri and Alexa failed?

Coffee jar is dangerously low on coffee. Is now a good time to start panicking?

When you have a Database Theory final exam in 2 hours and you're cramming a 1/4 of the module. #uni #student

To all fellow Java devs out there. Remember the Java life: "We code hard in the cubicle"
https://youtu.be/b-Cr0EWwaTk

So wants to make an AI this summer? #motivation

When it's 20C & sunny and the only thing I have planned during my afternoon is some good 'ol SQL. #liveTheCode

Saw this in the shop. No way I was going to walk out without getting my hands on it! 😁

When your rant notifs go from 0 to 52 real quick... #bug

Any Person of Interest fans around here? Who's looking forward to season 5?! :D

2016: Tech on the ground vs in-flight.

#NullPointerIsLife

When The Matrix has you