2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

The world is about to end

I am excited about all of the AI blockchain technology using IoT running in the cloud, as a service. It has all of the bells and whistles -- big data, hyper converged infrastructure, seamless integration, a sleek dashboard with everything in a single pane of glass. On top of all of that, it's future proof!

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Just one word: OCD

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

LOL...

Sometime around 2010 a colleague asked me to join him in developing mining rigs for some shit called “bitcoin”. I thought it was dumb as hell.

He’s a millionaire now.

Please end my life!
This is in my IT book:

When you spend too much time in your car

In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

Dear Skype,

Client...

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

pshht 🤫😄

Play videogames all day

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

so, is firefox nightly the equivalent of quantum on arch?
if so,
i've joined quantum club 🔥

Recruiter: And I found your devRant account, it’s @brod right? very interesting stuff.
Me: ...

After job Interview,
We will come in contact with you later that week.
*Later that week*
You've got mail

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

You didn't get the job.
Your didn't Meet out requirements.

Sincerely us.

*5 minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

We must apollogize, we've sent you the wrong mail.

Sincerely us.

*5minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job Interview.

You werent good enough at our Interview.

Sincerely us.

*Me*
What. The. Fuck.
Just happened...
WHAT THE FUCK!
2 REJECTIONS FROM THE SAME COMPANY?! IN JUST 10 FUCKING MINUTES!

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

If ML algorithms mess with us, NO DEBUGGING... That's it, no MERCY AT ALL!!!

SO helps...in a way...

How not to code on a coding interview.

Marketing done right

Memories of my childhood.

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

Who is capable of?

The future boys!