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Joined devRant on 6/6/2016

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Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

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Myself 1 week into programming
"I can build a website!!"

Myself 2 years later and multiple web and mobile apps launched
"I know nothing"

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Fucking Android Studio! I fucking updated it, and now fucking nothing works at fucking all..

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Documentation

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So people need to learn how to use a car in a safe manner and without pissing off other users before they get a license and are allowed to actually use one in the real world.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish this also applied to computers.

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Came across this gold:

Q) What is the best naming prefix for a global variable?

Ans) //

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LOL 😂😂😂

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Java Joke......

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I think Matlab was only invented to fuck with people. Yeah, let's start indices with 1. Oh, and set copy and paste on Ctrl+W and and Alt+Y.
You didn't save your code? Too bad, the network went down and I lost the license.

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Accept it..

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Fuck printers

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I've finally achieved "Inbox NaN" .. Thank you Google!!

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Linux, the power of community..

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Respect..

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+ if you can relate to this...

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Have been using my laptop and phone with flux on constant settings 24/7 for so long now, the pure white contrast hurts my eyes.

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To understand recursion, first you need to understand recursion

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So true..

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haha!

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forgive me devrant for i have sinned. it's been several days since my last rant. so, here's a fresh one:

i hate windows

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Pun of decade

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Had to repost this Lmao

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I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

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No relevant here but... it's on all Reddit

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So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

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Fun drinking game:

Take a shot every time the support department contacts a developer over a previously answered question.

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Cats !

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I will bring my minecraft ocelot plush to the office for this purpose.

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It's when you lack electricity that you really start to question your life style

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Why he avoids thinking...

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