Straight in dem feels

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

That rare moment when you write clean beautiful code and you just stare at it for a few minutes

Sending HTTP status code 200 with error info in the body

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

Fake bug fix

For less than a second, I thought I found a bug on devrant

Today while i was working on my web project, suddenly my boss put his hands in my pants, jerked me off and then i continued my work like nothing ever happened.

Being your own boss has its own advantages ;)

Guys on CodePen are making battling Pikachus out of pure CSS and I'm just sitting here trying to get my navbar straight.

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Dev confession.
Everybody in my department thinks I am a genius programmer.
I am just a better googler who knows how to apply things.

Got hired!

Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

not sure why they don't just make it free and have a donate option 😀

Home office

80/20 rule

80% of complaints come from 20% of its customers in which 80% of them are dumb.

My developer girlfriend 'throws' a book instead

lost hope in humanity (looks like 1 version of ie is not enough for ppl)

Client: Google analytics is saying our bounce rate is 86%, Could you fix what you did to improve this?

It's a single page website -.-

"They told me to install Linux! Do you have the exe with crack?"

Me: ∆_∆

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

You guys have seen this, right?

http://code.divshot.com/geo-bootstr...

hahahaha !