If you have a bad day, don't worry.
It won't change.

This never gets old...

When you mix art with science

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

Indent your goddamn code!

My git password is only muscle memory at this point.

If I accidentally try to think about what I'm typing I end locking myself out for the rest of the day.

But that is my email....

Friend bought me cards for my birthday. There's no way I'm learning brainfuck...

In responce to the siri's "sudo make me a sandwich" 😎

Loved the first project at the university. Your game had to load a map from txt file and create a labirynth with a player inside. It shoud include a bird's eye view and FPS-like - all using only console characters. There were some bonus points - for example for animation or built-in map editor. (language was C)

To the dev who added GIF feature in whatsapp.
Fuck you.
Context: Today starts the festival of Deepawali or diwali in India.
And given the lazy ass we people are they are just forwarding lazy ass gifs wishing happy diwali.
Every fucking where.
Even those from whom I haven't heard since last festival.
Amen to that programmer. Thanks bro.

Simple way of storing keys.

When you sit in a meeting for hours and don't say a word.

This is just amazing.

Best thing about devRant is that if I rant here, I don't need to look like a jaded sociopath on Facebook any more. 😉

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This is my first rant ever.
I guess You could call it...rant[0]

Been AFK a couple of hours.

Any cool new JS frameworks?

At first look 👀....

Microsoft is finally more innovative than Apple, right?

So my stickers arrived the other day and I gave them a little ride 🙂

I really love my job these cold, rainy autumn days with yellow trees, where I can work from home having a nice fire going in the fireplace and the dog sleeping on my feet :-)

Doesnt everyone love toolbars?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When my former boss let me go, he asked "you devs do not plant some secret code into your software so you can destroy it remotely, do you?".

I smiled and walked away.

Needless to say I got some money on top on my last day at that job.

I hate sending emails and waiting for reply.

When your company launches a new mobile, hands it to you for free and also lets you engrave on it.

This morning my girlfriend told me about the network at her school constantly disconnecting, to which I jokingly replied "So, it doesn't deserve candy". She came back with "But it's already asking for so many cookies"...

Let's face the truth: 1

Unit tests fail.

Re-ran it again without looking at details.

Unit tests pass now.

What. Why?!

Now I can't sleep at night.

How i feel about stigma of a "bad language"