Making a popping sound with my mouth when I do an array.pop() or git stash pop. Every damn time.

wow my rant is in #dailyfeaturedrant for the first time.
😎

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

I put my email address on my website. Why? Because I want to train/test my spam filter. :)

Yeah so seems like huge companies are literally just throwing tech buzzwords like "blockchain" and "cloud" and "big data" for marketing purposes.This annoys me.

i think debug mode is still active here :D

Simple flowchart XD

```sh
npm install girlfriend
```

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

stairs which is started from zero :D

This is my motivation.

Mantra of the day : "Three weeks of coding can save three hours of planning."

The world is about to end

Hello devRant, it's been a while. For anyone who has been following my... situation, here's a little update.

I moved back home to Kansas City, Missouri. Staying with parents for now.

I had to leave my daughter in Los Angeles, which was hard for me... but i can't provide for her living in my car.

I also got divorce papers in the mail from my wife. And I have a lot of court battles coming up to get custody of my daughter so she can live here with me. It's a long road ahead.

On the plus side, my parents took me camping and we kayaked the Little Niangua river! I hadn't gone camping or floating in at least 10 years. It was very relaxing.

At any rate fellas, enjoy and appreciate the good times and the people in your life. You never know when it'll all go to hell.

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

So I added
alias please=sudo
to my ~/.bashrc
so I can be more polite to my computer

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

Just discovered that our student housing rental portal transmits our password in plaintext.

WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK

No. Just no.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

When your shower uses more guthub then you..

Atwood's Law: any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

She: I like people who takes risks.
He : I develop in a prod server.
She: My place or you place? 😉

me when i wake up: im gonna code!
me 12 hours later: i swear ill code this time.

Just found out double-clicking rants will automatically upvote em!

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