Here's one.

"How am I supposed to use this API? Do you expect the client to open that black thing [terminal and curl]? Why doesn't it work in the browser with clicking?"

🤷‍♀️

- Apparently, I do frontend now.

How to boost profits

Undoubtedly Tabs vs Spaces 🤣

Find another job before February.
Try not to lose it in 2 weeks.

2019:
* Learned a lot
* Earned a little less than expected
* Couldn't travel
* Couldn't sleep much

2020:
* Earn more
* Buy a car
* Buy an iPhone or OnePlus for Dad
* Buy a really nice suit for me
* Travel
* Excercise
* Sleep more

My non-tech friend was looking into a degrees guidelines for N.C. State University and they recommend C++... she thought C++ was the grade she needed to average to get that degree. 😂

anyone aliased sudo to "please" ?
heard you wouldn't need root after that, computers are kind machines.

Moscow police raided the Nginx offices after a copyright complaint.

The former employer of Igor Sysoev (= the Nginx founder), Rambler, made a copyright complaint and claimed they own full copyrights on Nginx, as it was created at the time of his employment Rambler sold the copyright enforcement rights to Lynwood Investments (which is connected to the Rambler owner) on Cyprus, which tried to enforce it now.

Nginx was created as project during the employment of Sysoev at Rambler and was published as ioen sourxe - interestingly Rambler became the first user of it and did not try to enforce copyright after Sysoef left the company and founded (together with a few other) the Nginx, Inc. in 2011.

Since this year Nginx, Inc. is owned by F5.

Sources:

https://golem.de/news/... (German)
https://zdnet.com/article/... (English)

Just an experiment atm. Hoping it works well for me

Always works on my machine

i am declaring a war
var war;

I just had to explain to a web master and sys admin how ports work and how to access a router if they change the local port... God fucking help us

Introducing my new best friend!
The start of a great collection of devDucks :D

So silicon valley ended. And Mr Robot is ending in 4 days. What the fuck am I gonna do with my life then?!

Santa is just a glorified sprint master

do you believe in karma?

Christopher Columbus didn't ask for directions, and neither do I.

👏 ALWAYS 👏 CHECK 👏 FOR 👏 HARDWARE 👏 COMPATIBILITY 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 PLAN/USE 👏 LINUX 👏

They are here! My first mail from over the ocean. Thanks, devRant team.

Circular linked list

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

I just made a quick throwaway business card to give with my resume during a job fair Friday at my college. Hopefully it helps me stand out a little bit more.

Sorry for the blurry photo. Took it on phone. I’m fixing spacing before I export and print

Doesn't matter.

oh no.

Me: "We should remove that popup"

Marketer: "But our A/B testing statistics show a 14% increase in signups to our newsletter, and people who get our newsletter are 4% more likely to buy something"

Me: "0.14x0.04... so slightly more than half a percent improvement. And you also qualitatively measured how many people decide to never visit the page again, just because of that popup? Did you measure the how many internet users with adblockers run into a broken webpage? Did you measure the amount of emails to support from users who can't unsubscribe from the newsletter because there is no unsubscribe link?"

Marketer: "Why would they want to unsubscribe? The newsletter adds value to our users!"

Me: 😩

Day 1. Push branch. Make pull request😀
Day 5. Got reply to fix some silly stuff🤡
Day 6. Apply changes. Ask for review again.😊
Day 7. Needed to work for another project for two weeks🤝
Day 25. Came back and pull request and branch were deleted from server 🧐🧐
Day 26. I merge my local branch copy into master and push it to server. So long bitches! 💅💅

I honestly don’t know how my coworker has been a software engineer for 10+ years, doesn’t know and or understand a single Linux command, only works from windows... also doesn’t understand the concept of proper version control ... thinks zip folders is completely sufficient... AND doesn’t understand why someone would need to refactor something... says it works... I’m like you have a 2000 line function... yes it works, but it’s not testable nor reusable... he says he’s tested it (at his desk) ... and so what if it’s not reuseable... he’ll copy and paste and rewrite something for another project. “That’s what we are paid todo” .... HORSESHIT!!!

I don’t understand how the system hasn’t weeded people out like this.... and he blindly doesn’t want to take criticism, or learn.. saying his Years of experience proves he knows what he’s doing... bullshit

I’m just happy management is on my side.

A command-line animation command.

Input frames and an expression

It will be able to reorder frames, play video/frames/music in the background, smooth transitions, diff and patch frames and render into a video

It will be written in Go. No idea what to call it.

What do you think?

Love the algo..