See you someday!

The best way to punish managers is by doing exactly what they ask

Assignment != Condition

So I'm pretty new to PHP after coming off 5 years worth of Java. So far I've used nothing but standard, out-of-the-box code. Anyone got any recommendations for frameworks or nice tools I could look at? I'd especially like something that could make forms and database interactions easier (my software is a lot of data capturing and reporting)

The symbol that must not be mentioned...

Documenting your code is like peeing. You'll rather just keep coding until you no longer have a choice 😂

Facebook devs should test too 😂

So I've started a little project in Java that creates a db of all of my downloaded movie and video files. The process is very simple, but I've just started incorporating Machine Learning.

The process is quite simple: You load the files into the db, the program tries to determine the movie's name, year and quality from the filename (this is where the ML comes in - the program needs to get this and dispose of useless data) and then does an online search for the plot, genre and ratings to be added to the db.

Does anyone have any feature suggestions or ML tips? Got to have something to do during the holiday!

So after a couple of days of playing around, I just finished the larger part of a program that my new boss wants in C# (which is new to me). So far I'm really loving the wide variety of functions, but I'm struggling to get used to the fact that everything in the ASP.net part gets "processed" (like using BuildForn to create a form tag instead of just typing the HTML) and it just slows down the process a bit 😂

So I noticed quite a lot of South Africans on DevRant and I thought to myself that it might be great to meet a couple of you! If you're keen, join the Unofficial "DevRant Meets" server on Discord. If you think your country can also benefit from a channel, just pop me a message on Discord, then I'll just add a channel for your country :) https://discord.gg/P6kafcj

DevRant in black theme is probably the best thing since sliced bread 😍

When your rant is about another devRanter, so you feel conflicted 😑

We've started a new betting system in our office. Every time you lose a bet, you have to optimize atleast one project for Internet Explorer 😂

--Update-To-Doggo complete 😍

This is me.. Earlier this week... At work 😂 when we get tired of coding or get stuck, we take a swim... Or just go home 😂

Commit, push and here starts the weekend 👌😬😍

I remember seeing my dad's computer and modem. He never let me touch it, so I made my own pretend laptop and modem out of scrap paper. 😂

So it's been 22 days and were still going strong without a single day's downtime! https://devrant.com/rants/1147150/...

And one last build before EIT and UAT 🤞👌😃

Where has this been my whole life 😂

When you only need 86++ to have a 500++ rant 😍

There was a Photoshop contest at our office this week

Everyone thought the winner will be from the social media team but ...

the winner was a programmer who used Powerpoint

Santa is just a glorified sprint master

Introducing my new best friend!
The start of a great collection of devDucks :D

Devving in style today.

Hey guys! I need your help please. Dave got arrested this weekend on a charge of murder after someone said to him that HTML is a programming language. He's trying to make bail, but it's a lot because of his previous convictions. Any donations or even support using the #FreeDave campaign will be appreciated.

Someone's going to get a surprise tonight 🤣

My gf was hinting at this, but DAMN that's a lot of ink 😂

Felt bad for everyone working on Christmas, so I just pushed an update to all my programs which will pop up random Christmas jokes to the working users on Christmas day. Hope that brightens their day!

Turns out Dave has been doing some modeling work on the side...