Manager: This button is too dark, you need to lighten it. Have you no sense of design?

Dev: …

Dev: Hows this for an adjustment?

Manager: Wayyyyy too light now, jesus you need glasses if you think that’s good.

Dev: …

Dev: How about now?

Manager: It’s close, make it just a little more dark. God why does this have to take so long, do I have to hold your hand through this entire process!

Dev: …

Dev: There that good?

Manager: Yes that’s perfect! Send me a PR immediately so I can approve, we need to get this out ASAP, it’s critical!!

Dev: I can’t.

Manager: ????

Dev: There’s no diff, you had me gradually adjust the colour back to exactly what it was originally.

Manager: THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE IT LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THIS, I HAVE A MEETING I NEED TO GET OFF TO BUT WE WILL BE HAVING WORDS LATER ABOUT THIS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR.

Dev: …

If you really think about it, asking a person what their pronouns are, he/she/they etc., is basically sending a REST OPTIONS request. What a technically pure and proven thing to do.

You assume OPTIONS response of an API, you get "400 Fuck You". Or, if that API is nice, you can get "426 Get Out Of Your Cave", but that's the best you're gonna get.

FUCK WEB3, FUCK CRYPTO, FUCK NFTS, FUCK ALL THIS PONZI ASS BIG BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU WHOEVER MADE THJS!!!! THE ONLY ONES WHO PROFIT ARE NOT THE ONES WHO BUY CRYPTO OR JPEGS BUT THE ONES ON TOP OF THIS PYRAMID WHO CREATED IT!!!!! MIGHT AS WELL CODE MY OWN PYRAMID COIN/JPEG AND SELL IT TO SUCKERS!!!!!!!! FCKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

salary

Bri'ish Python devs be like "noice wever today, __init__ ?"

well shit, fuck you

Triggered....

Ok......

Quote of the day.....

Well ill just panic then

How many of you with me😂😂

Opening BIOS

True story

Me: *Migrating to AndroidX*
Android Studio:

#10yearchallenge

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

If recruiters had a playlist 😂

Dev conversations be like 🤣🤣

Went to an art museum

Welcome to devrant a place where we learn to grow and grow to learn

When you ask your wife/gf to make sandwich for you and she obliges.

When you've given up on life... 😥😞😭

do it the right way

When the cursor is in quantum superposition

Sometimes the Front End Developers...

Thought about @Floydian while reading this 😂😂

Its not what it looks like... mom...

x += 50;

I identify with this far too much.

A huge journey starts with a small step :)