good one :D

oh John

made my day

Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it"

Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

Found this on twitter. #eminem #humor

------------ Programmer's Fact -----------

The root is at the top of the Tree🌳.

.

Someone: What do you do for a living?
Me: I tell computers how to be computers in their language.

"DO NOT USE ISSUES FOR GENERAL SUPPORT.
Issues are for request only. You can use the following:

- Stack Overflow (using the "traefik" tag) (where no question excepted the simplest are ever answered)
- the Traefik community Slack channel (where no one is online)

...

So, what should I put as a title for my "issue"...

No more XD

Client: "My Internet isn't working!"

Me: "You've got your own one?"

Why? Juuuust Why

A lot of companies are developing systems to improve the way we interact with retail stores.
Most popular trend is having no cashiers.

Can't wait for a simple and affordable system that can easily be installed at any store.

Minimize teft, save time and no judgement from cashiers. Need I say more?

When a company emails 8000 + employees asking 3 people not to be disturbed in DevOps for 3 weeks. You know those 3 people have been screwed over by unrealistic deadlines.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Sometimes I write inline CSS because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

That first HTML page that I wrote and saw changes in the browser accordingly.

Lol just found the world of Warcraft soundtrack at spotify...

On my way to work, feeling like walking through the gates of Stormwind...

Where my nerds at?! (Huh)?

Yes! Haven't even graduated yet, and just got hired as Junior Developer - score!

Me: I’ve been in the web since 2006, of course i know html,css,javascript.
Also me: Google how to center a div.

what happens if your .gitignore file contains '.gitignore'?

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

I AM ROOT!

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."

The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."

The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

Privacy is a legend

I'm the night owl

This is what I did today in 5 hours and 45 minutes. Documentation and optimized code inside. One method was kinda tricky but I managed to optimize it from 1,88s in the first lazy version to 35ms in the end. Now that's what I call a productive day

Ah, the fresh air of Linux :)

How to properly have fun on a Saturday night:

1. Suddenly become deeply unsatisfied with current linux distro

2. Evaluate alternatives

3. Decide some change is needed but not too much: install fresh version of old distro

4. Once again, experience profound dissatisfaction

5. Opt for radical change

6. Erase all linux partitions, form a super partition and install a new linux distro on it

7. Spend hours familiarising with the new distro

8. Spend more hours googling stuff and typing commands in the terminal

9. Download current devRant avatar, send it to the PC via Telegram and set it as user's avatar for the welcome screen

10. Feel deeply satisfied

11. Accidentally wake girlfriend up while trying to get to bed. Get told off for staying up until 4am and for "being such a nerd"

Today I found out my family does 'hard' shut downs to my home server by unplugging the power cord when I'm not home...