How CV works...

The future is here

Work at a start-up they said. It will be fun they said.
It's awesome, the learning curve is unbelievable.
But your personal life? Destroyed.
Weekends? Sleeping more than 6-7 hours a day? Forget about it.

every time

I've just realised that I have a variable called fistTime instead of firstTime all over my code.

Happy Diwali to everyone from India!

Deadline

Started testing out the concept of a new application I'm developing (nothing special)

I always seem to play games instead of coding, so I'm developing a trainer which monitors for any open games and checks whether I have coded enough in a day to play games.

If I haven't coded for long enough, it will force close the game and warn me.

Further development to happen.

Three Layers of Security
As InfoWorld notes, all smartphones have three basic
elements of security. Your first major task as a mobile
user is to become aware of these layers and enable them
in your devices:
1. Device Protection: Allowing remote data "wiping" if your
device is ever lost or stolen.
2. Data Protection: Preventing corporate data from being
transferred to personal apps running on the same device
or personal network
3. App-Management Security: Protecting your in-app
information from becoming compromised.

using my local provider

I need this!

I laughed at this so hard

Had to adhoc re-record couple sponsored TV-ads' voice overs and didn't have time to get to a studio.. True engineer always finds a way to make most out of the resources at hand.

Excellent sound btw, good mic + non-echoing 'recording chamber'. ;)

For Indian Developers 😅

When you finally understand how a RxJava operator works in different multithreaded scenarios after hours of trial and error...

no matter how big shot programmer you are, you 90% time you will only code
if(condition)
{
// do something
}
else
{
// do something else
}

Who doesn't love bugs, we all love them, they provide the help needed to sleep, whether they were IRL bugs or program bugs

Friend found this at his office

It's an easy one but NAME THAT TUNE...

Every goddamn time, when am in a hurry, this (shit) happened.

Which is why I wrote my coffee machine in Linux! This is real photo taken by me in englewood co this morning.

Move ++ and -- to the right hand side? @dfox

It's a pain in the a++ to use the app one handed.

(Took me a few weeks to notice since the whole iPhone is a pain in the a++ to use one handed. )

😂😂😂

Me on my phone, visiting a website. A popup appears "You have 300 viruses on your phone. Download this app."

You fucking piece of Javascript, stay in your limits.

AI nerd! :D

Advice in our language...

I wonder someone ever did that!!!

Great use of startup... 😂😂

sometimes you just feel over whelmed

Golden words of wisdom

Thanks DevRant, I've received the sticks and it's now right where it should be 😀