Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

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When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

10 points for next century option.

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going

That feeling when your phone is funnier than you!

After seeing a post here on devRant I wanted to try something similar with Google Assistant.

URL shortening at it's best

The car is #FFFFFF

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Sometimes I love this industry.

Today was a successfull day: I posted a question on StackOverflow and I didn't receive any downvote

A scammer called me today. They were saying that harmful files were moved to my computer and they needed to remove them. I don't think they are ever going to call me again.

S = scammer; M = me;

S: this is tech support we need access to your computer because we detected harmful files and need to remove them.
M: oh my! Hold on, let me go to my computer now. How can you access it?
S: we can just use RDP and delete the files. They are in a hidden folder that is encrypted so this Is the only way.
M: oh ok I believe you. Hm... it looks like my son only allows certain IP addresses to access our computers.. I don't know how to disable this so can you just email me your IP address?
S: Sure...

He then sends me his actual IP address... it doesn't even look like a proxy or VPN.

M: oh my I forgot that you need my password to login. It's really long and complicated... can I just email it to you?
S: Sure!!

I then tell him to hold on I have to find it that my "son" stored it somewhere.

At this time I'm taking a photo of my bare ass and attaching it to the email. I then say in the email "Please note what my job title is in my signature.. I just sent the FBI your name, phone number, email, and IP address. Please enjoy my bare ass, you'll see a lot of it in prison."

Looping in kitchen be like

How to get fired (no pun intended)

When people mess with AI

Poetry from the ravens heart 😂😂

Typical code comment

Well he did the right thing

Credits :
https://reddit.com/r/...

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

#1 problem during summer months

What legacy Code

I 😍 non-ascii characters, how about u?

I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

When the API is not documented.

When you have the users test your application

Every IT admin's wish

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

That's a good one!