Good morning 😅😅😅

Ummm.......ok

Pretty sure someone already posted it here, but I don't have the patience to check. Just want to share it.

Source: https://towardsdatascience.com/five...

Thank You StackOverflow

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air.  His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack?  Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer.  We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

While I code...

Haha...you got me!!

Being a student this was how my colleagues felt about my code and SQL procedures. They didn’t even let me create a change ticket to present to CAB 😂

When I introduce a bug as a feature ;)

Client :- The app is slow on my device, please fix.
Developer :- Working fine on all the devices I tested, are you sure?
Client :- Yes, it's very slow. I can't accept this app.
Developer :- (Recompiles the same codebase again) Here, try this, optimized a lot of calls, took me entire day to do so.
Client :- Yes, it is working fast now
Developer :- (evil laughs)

After heck a lot of hours of debugging my Java code which looked all right, found out my mistake was just using == instead of equals()

Really, SQLite?! That's all the localised description you're gonna give me?!

That’s how computers are made

Relatable

How I feel as a developer...

Gradle build finished in 20 minutes.

20 minutes? Wtf Gradle.

Yes, the client says it must work on IE 8. 😢

Support: A customer complained about a nasty bug.
Senior Dev: There are no bugs in our software, just challenges that need to be solved.

Me: would you like me to design the website as well?
Client: no, we have a web designer. you just have to implement it.
Me: *receives the design, made with powerpoint* 😐

Dev: this will take around three sprints to complete.

Product owner: weeelllll I think you can manage it in one..

Just why?

At my old company one of my colleagues introduced async / await into our csharp code. He created interfaces and showed us a great structuring of his code. Sadly a few weeks later he left the company, because of personal reasons and a bug appeared in his written service. Our senior developer took the issue and complained for like 1 week. That you can't find anything, that interfaces are useless, that async / await is slow and sucks and that we should stop trying to bring new structures into the code base and do things the old way. In the end he deleted all the great things that my colleague introduced and wrote bad and smelly code.