this. is. very. common.

Great😅😂

Reading other people's rants.

Nope.. Not doing that.

Dear Skype,

I got this message 30 minutes ago. I do edit videos but, only for my YT channel. So, should I respond?

In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

It's funny because it's true

Happens only in Bangalore...

Can't stop won't stop learning!

Yes. It does.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

oooops, we did it again

Swedish privacy!

Quite possibly the worst question I have ever seen on Stack Overflow

My coworker when he is copy pasting code without thinking..
Something like that:

var x;
if (veryExpensiveFunction()) {
x = veryExpensiveFunction();
// do something messy with x..
}

Sometimes I really feel the urge to punch him in the neck - and he never knows why I’m freaking out.. :’(

Had a guy put in a pull request with an empty file diff. He comes by two weeks later and asks when am I going to have time to review it.

Working with that one friend that likes to design things like this:

Today, I was telling a team member who joined recently to refer a GitHub repo, fork it and start working.

That person asks me, "Why GitHub, why should I access it etc". I blanked out after hearing the first question, so whatever said after that wasn't registered in my mind.

I asked that person "how did you do it in your previous org ?"

The response was, "we zip the code at end of everyday and store it as draft in our mailbox"

I stormed out of the workplace, even though it was just around mid of the day...

My coworker commits: "Fix"

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

Minecrafters, come here :)

So, as I wrote before, I'm working on a custom minigame network called Silverfern, I've planned the grand opening for the 1st of February, which is my birthday. Now, the minigame base and 1 fast minigame is ready, the only real thing we have to finish is the punish system (ban/mutes) and a quick anticheat. I need to finish them before the grand opening, I hope I'll be fast and code good enough.

I've started working on it 1.5 years ago, I hope we can see on the server on February the 1st!

A friend just told me about that dumb tide pods meme.

Oh well. Looks like we have other priorities, no flying cars or anything.

It all makes sense now...

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

A coworker was working on some code and wrote two return statements and asked a senior developer why the second value wasn't being returned.

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..