Found this at junior dev who has practice in our company 😂😂

Programmer's Weekend

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

First time in my life, I contributed to open source repo.

Feeling awesome. Yet to be merged with master.

truly is

http://bit.ly/2fme7PU

Check out this article I wrote on Jekyll. There's a tutorial in progress there too :) Jekyll is a static site building framework that allows you to dynamically allocate headers, footers, etc. Change a header once and it updates across all pages. I have a tutorial in progress there too :)

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

Too real!!!

Just received my github mug!

FUCKING PROJECT MANAGERS.

FOR THE LAST TIME, YOUR ALTERNATIVE IS UNUSABLE As explained the original proposal, and in comments THAT YOU FUCKING REPLIED TO AND AGREED WITH, the thing you want to use WILL NOT WORK. WHY ARE YOU SUGGESTING IT AGAIN?

FUCK YOU, YOU HAIRY-ARSED TWERP.

Also, dfox can we please have fucking anonymous rants!

I miss the days I actually enjoyed playing games.

6 years of programming later...

I'm always wondering how did they make the game? Once I find out how, I lose interest in the game.

I spend more time reverse engineering/exploiting/modifying the Client of games than actually playing them, more out of curiosity than causing harm.

Am I evil? 😫

!rant

Vue.js, where have you been all my life? I think I love you.

😂

Source:
http://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-Douglas Adams

A wise man once said.. Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Yes!! Perfect code weather ☃️

correct..sir

An interesting paradox

"When your computer overheats, why does it freeze..."

!rant

I had this idea about national flags on the avatar. (Something like an item on the desk) then @letmecode suggested notebook stickers.

What you devRanters think?

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

Life lessons..

So Dropbox said "fuck the cloud, let's go analog"?

Come back from vacation to find that 80+ e-mails were sent out to the entire team for a critical process that was failing to run due to an incorrect password. No one did anything for a week. Fixed it in 30 seconds.

Reinventing the wheel can be very valuable. Even if you don't create a better wheel, you'll learn a lot about how it works, which can really help you out in the long term.

How I feel at Christmas time when visiting family and everybody swarms me to set up/fix their new gadgets 😁

This definition

How do I know I did it right with the ordering of my free swag?

Isn't there a confirmation Email?

Okay so somebody looked at this code and thought "yeah this is fine, it's going to compile"

Fix hungry developer typo

(commit: https://github.com/NodeRedis/...)