This is me at 5 in morning 😭😭

Windows. 😂😂

Maybe she should try "harder"🙄😂😂

Hmm.... Gotta try this. 🤔 🤔

Not his fault. 😂😂

Someone with a life here?.. Like seriously?.🤔🤔

Travelling salesman problem. 😂😂

Seems too accurate. 😂😂

Maybe this in real life would be called United States of America :P

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

That's fucking evil 😈 😈 😈

Now we know 😂😂👋

IMO form is temporary, class is permanent 😎

Awww 😂😂

Chrome and RAM a better love story than twilight 🙄😂😂

FUUUU!!!!!! 3h of colleagues work gone in sconds.. & yes, actually it is all my fault, even though I was not aware of being a totall ass at that time..

What happened?! You know the ctrl+s shortcut?! Yes? Weeeell...doesn't go well with oracle sql developer and packages.. o.O

I was totally unavare that I was typing in ctrl+s ctrl+s all the time. I know I do that with c# code.. Anyhow, when I first moved to sql developer from other tool I noticed that compile thingy.. Oooops, ok, let's remove that shortcut to not stab yourself absentmindenly and overwrite other peoples work.. OK that's taken care of, shortcuts removed and I go back to work..

It's been almost 6 months since the move & first incident and today I guess I did the same.. ctrl+s.. But this time I wasn't so lucky.
Coworker pissed off, that is not my procedure. When did you compile?! Someone overwrote my code..
Wasn't me.. Then I started thinking about ctrl+s.. OMFG!! I check this on another package, it compiled. O.o I almost died. I check the shortcuts. They are back! And even after removing them the package still compiled.. FML!! 😭😭😭😭
I removed them again & closed the tool. Reopended.. BACK!! We're back to fuck your life up!! Fuuuuuuu!!

Now I worry wtf else I fucked up without notice.. o.O hopefully not much.. I hope.. O.O boss will kill me...

BTW anyone knows how to really get rid of this feature?! Cuz for me its a bug (since I am buggy and press ctrl+s all the time.. )

Internet Explorer 😂😂

Seriously fuck this shit!!!

Aah! Well I found a solution for being disturbed all the time while I am coding...