Devrant: An app to change programmers to lousy jokers

Music lyrics in CSS form.

#clowns {
Float: left;
}

#jokers {
Float: right;
}

#me, #you {
Position: absolute;
Left: 50%;
}

uPdAtInG sTeAm...

Damn! Linux is so violent

root@termial:-# love
-bash: love: not found

root@termial:-# happiness
-bash: happiness: not found

root@termial:-# peace
-bash: peace: not found

root@termial:-# kill
-bash: you need to specify whom to kill

so the jokers at my office facilities bought in an expensive coffee machine which has it's dedicated iPad that doesn't have any options for my fu*** latte

You know what pisses me off about Solidity?

The lack of useful information and the bullshit around it.

How many times I see a video named “Advanced Smart Contract Testing” and go through it to see that it includes...

- setup the testing in a project
- run a simple test
- test the basic attributes of a token (name, symbol etc.)
- the end

THE FUCKING END???!!!

Are you kidding me! Advanced what?

The problem is that smart contract “auditors” are getting paid $500,000 USD for 2 months of auditing. Yeah, that’s right, half a million to look over code and write a report.

So why would those folks ever share that knowledge? They wouldn’t.

That’s why you have these fucking jokers who go and get a basic understanding of Solidity and then make an “Advanced Solidity Course”

To each their own though, if it makes them feel good about themselves then go for it.

But from me, you can take your “advanced” course and shove it up your basic ass, sideways.

Impractical jokers makes me happy again when my brain is dead fucked coding.

The development team I lead. They don’t find it as funny when I comment “Now watch me Na Na” after their “wip’s”

A while back I was looking for a new job and was given an interview by one company who shall remain nameless. Before the interview, they asked me look through their current site, nothing unusual there, so I started browsing. Then I received an email with all the details I needed to access their production server. Apparently they wanted me to look through the code, unusual but I did so.

First thing all the passwords, including those belonging to members of the public were stored in plain text and many were still the default passwords which were based on the Id so were sequential.

I highlighted these issues at the interview and they then asked me to do a test, not the usual test though, they asked me to add some charts to their prod site. Needless to say that didn’t happen and I got another job elsewhere.

A shitty platform that, although open source, there is no clearly documented way of setting a development environment for it. This pile of crap states clearly that it does NOT support RTL languages. One of the core business requirements is Arabic support. What to do? Look for other platforms? WRONG!

Base the fucking business on it and ask ME to see why the SQL database is not encoding the Arabic characters correctly and to look into the logs that back-end puked. My expertise is mobile development anyways damnit. Sure the backend code is Java code (Java jokers and haters, not the appropriate place) and I know it but there is no fucking way to test that motherfucker or to build it! No fucking testing server can be made! Only instructions to get a Docker image pulled and set up.

FML.

"This company is a fucking م."

I cannot believe I am so frustrated that I am ending this rant with a fun puzzle.

Hints to help you decipher the quoted sentence:

Hint 1: That Arabic letter is the perfect letter.
Hint 2: You don't need to be an Arab to understand what it means.

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