Every single time I visit my family during holidays they expect one to fix their computer/smartphone/printer/whateverFuckingShittyIOT-Device... Just printed them postcards this time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also: Hello devRant! Just been reading here for a week and every single day was full of gold - Thanks :)

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Motivation

Algorithms strike again :D

By the way I really much agree on both rants. People asking questions that they not even once typed into Google. Disturbing my workflow every 5 minutes...

German printing company's order form. Great example for how to make me NOT order there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Translation: "Papier und Auflage" == "Paper type and amount"

Java and C

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

Devrant: An app to change programmers to lousy jokers

It's the little things in life that bring happiness.
Finally my Hacktoberfest'18 t-shirt is here!

It’s amazing when people come in for an interview and say, ‘Can you tell me about your business?’ Seriously, people. There’s an Internet. Look it up.

Definition, Programmer : An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.