I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

Well, at least there are no errors...

Well, fuck you too.

Bus not found

Found a comment in the code today:

/*
* Method: Import
* Purpose: Handle all the export
*/

My reaction to this question:

NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!

Was that really the best place for the Print Screen button?

FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING USELESS PILES OF CRAP

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T COMPANIES JUST TEST THEIR FUCKING APPS FOR ONCE?!?

LINKEDIN GOES INTO A FUCKING CAPTCHA LOOP

SNAPCHAT/INSTAGRAM ARE AS SLOW AND ATTRACTIVE AS A SLIGHTLY RUNNY SHIT

ROCKSTAR IS FULL OF MONGS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WORKING FUCKING GAME

GOOGLE IS FULL OF PERVERTED FUCKERS WHO TRACK YOU EVERYTIME YOU LOOK UP A FUCKING RECIPE.

FUCK THIS WORLD, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T BIG COMPANIES JUST MAKE SOFTWARE WITH THE USERS IN FUCKING MIND?!?!?

FUCK ME, I'M ANGRY

Every sprint...

Pointer array.

Yeah, so I've got this ball...

so we started looking our code to fix few bugs....and guess what?
yeah you right, our entire day wasted to understand what we wrote and why?
-_-
#neverTurnToOldCode

"No, I have not used c++.
No, I have not used mfc.
No, I have not used Pervasive database.
Goodbye. 😢"

BUT! I got the job!

Can we please stop posting random Pokemon pictures?

Countdown has begun! July 29 is the last day we see this f***ing dialog. Bye bye annoying Windows 10 update.

Just some computers waiting in line for our technician

Whoever thought that using some crappy niche framework for selenium web driver based on node.js instead of using Python or Java bindings like every other reasonable person would do should be beaten to death with old keyboards.

Init()
{
Customer = stupid;
}

Initial value of all customers

When the work mailbox looks like this... 😩🔫

I'd like an Report as off topic-button. Ten reports and it's removed?

working on google maps fixing functionality and here manager came and said: what have you done in 3 hours? why extra space between columns fix this padding stop whatever you doing, padding is important. -_-

Every day: 30 mins trying to remember where I left off the day before. Coding for 5 mins. Interrupted by a colleague. 30 mins trying to remember where I was. And that's my day.

Great work [Insert company name]!

Every time I hear footsteps in the office comming my way after a commit: "Oh dear god, what did I break?!"

!rant
I am wishing I could ask here someone
to teach me something and I. could teach them something in return
o.O

Is VIM really that bad? Or why does everybody want to know how to quit it?

Visiting the hospital and I see this. I have to go there. Minimum spanning tree.

After the instruction given by project manager to use snake_case names for CSS classes, now he tells everyone his contribution in project. -_-

Sometimes i day dream about developing a software that take less than 1.5 minutes to build.