If every issue is a critical, none of them are

Was asked to make an e-sign system that manipulates PDFs to insert an image and the date at different coordinates on x number of different pages.

200 hours later, it was done. Now I'm the PDF guy

I dread the day that Slack has a “... has read this message 2 seconds ago” feature. Please Slack, continue letting me pretend I haven’t seen that message that I don’t want to reply to.

"by the way, the PROD and QA services use the same database tables"

Oh, you work in software? I had this cool idea...

He pushes "build"
But alas
New requirement email

What do you do if you have a superior colleague consistently subtweeting you and caught talking behind your back?

Is rkt worth using than docker. I do know the pros for rkt over docker, but on the long run which seems to be better. My manager is worried about the memory consumption. Docker is big obviously when compared. Am I wrong?

Why am i just now looking into linux containers?! Would have made life so much easier and kept my server less messy and shit!

Anyone can tell me the pros and cons of docker, rkt from coreOS, and LXC?

!rant

Looking for some guidance on a final year college research project:

I was going to look into hacking drones/toy helicopters/those Fitbit watch things or whatnot, but I'm not sure if it would go down well! Some technologies I'm looking to explore through this project include reverse engineering, machine learning and container technologies (docker, rkt) if that helps?

Am I along the right lines or should I take a different approach with different topics? If so, an update on what's "hot" or upcoming at the moment would be helpful.

Cheers!

"Let's route this to development and loop back on this offline during the SCRUM"

When will Apple release a Bluetooth keyboard with a Touch Bar?

systemd needs to get rekt

Hi there ...