this is deep

Sleeplessness !

Team work!

Dirty backend

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Snowden doesn't fuck around

I just want my internet back. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oh no!

Alas... Bitcoin...

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

Me: I mend shoes

Everything is going as planned

Lol....this was only save her......

Such support! Much wow!!
Thank you very much CSS3 for such awesome feature

// TODO hahaha

My first rant...! Saw this on twitter. So, true.

Known by experience.

A dude with a THICK Russian accent just called me offering server security services.

After I politely declined, he insisted on a free audit of my servers. I declined that as well.

Now I’m backing up our DB’s and going through my nginx logs.

Am I being racist?

Eminem

Well played google

Soooo... This happened

Then I got to fill a Google form, there they're asking my hourly price. I've never done such *paid* work. I'm a 2nd year undergrad, what price should I set?

Please help!

And it also not matter if some of them are men

My mom thinks I'm going to be the next Elon Musk
My sister thinks I'm crazy... She saw me talking to my rubber duck 😂😂😂

real shit?

Reading devRant feed is so fucking hard nowadays. Every other rant is about Windows rebooting, Google being evil, Quantum beating Chrome, M$ users being cunts and all these fanboy shits.

Fucking hell. Write some actual code and rant about some solid problems rather than being a stupid fanboy.

I’m a student who makes open source projects that are fairly popular and are used by several companies.

Today, I’m launching my Patreon campaign to hopefully fulfill my dreams of working on open source full-time.

Today is a good day.

https://patreon.com/kbrsh

> *walking to school*
> *headphones on, music on*
> Kid wants to ask me something
> *takes off headphones*
"You're good with custom ROMs right?"
"Uuuh... Well, perhaps"
"Is it possible to install Windows on a Samsung tablet?"
> NO YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
"No"
> *puts headphones back on*

Debugging brings out the evil inside us 😂

Just called Asus for a problem with my router, went to send them my systemlog.txt for analysis

"Oh we don't have an email you can send that to"

Me: "(me calling bullshit) let me talk to the tech team.."

*Get transferred*

"Hello this is the supervisor"

Me: "fml"

"Ya we don't have an email you can send that to, but we can use a different departments verification services to get a file from you, has to be a picture though"

Me: "What? I got a .txt file here, I just want to get it to you, does it really have to be a picture?"

"Has to be a picture or a PDF, we can't take txt files"

Me: "fkin.. srsly? Fine"

I can't believe Asus's system srsly. I think it's for virus protection, but viruses can be embedded in both picture formats and PDF, but not in txt. So wtf is going on lol

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.